Being single rocks!

Pitbull said:
Not being single rocks.

I can watch porn without chocking my own chicken.

I don't need to hunt for months to get laid. I have my food cooked for me, my bed made and when I feel like doing the freaky I don't need to even ask for it. And I always have someone to talk to about the stupidest of things, have someone to help me with the groceries as I fail at it. Having a best friend with benefits = EPIC !
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Dude, doesnt sound like you were much of a successful bachelor?? If I were you keep her close :D Sorry but you walked into that.
 
-LiLiTh- said:
Lol well if you were doing it correctly she wouldn't find it a chore to get into bed.:eek:

Lol but no in all honesty now c'mon is this a sex thread or a relationship thread? If i were to get into a serious relationship i would do what i feel a woman should do. and that is to keep her man happy? obviously you men are picking all the wrong women if you are complaining this much
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Can I keep you? :D :p
 
Pitbull said:
Not being single rocks.

I can watch porn without chocking my own chicken.

I don't need to hunt for months to get laid. I have my food cooked for me, my bed made and when I feel like doing the freaky I don't need to even ask for it. And I always have someone to talk to about the stupidest of things, have someone to help me with the groceries as I fail at it. Having a best friend with benefits = EPIC !
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Then start your own thread ;)
 
Pitbull said:
Well Acid and AvatarS just want to watch the movie. So that makes it pretty pointless :D

But hey, different strokes for different folks :D
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Well, I go to the movies to watch a movie. I'm all for the fooling around stuff, but I think we can find a more appropriate venue for that. I go to the movies because I like watching them, not because it's a convenient dark room. I am not 12.

porn$tar said:
This just proves that there are no girls on the Internet, no girl is that cool.
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Too many people here have met me and can confirm that I am indeed female ;)

AcidRaZor said:
lol, you make it sound like you tried...
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We have discussed everything under the sun, including that :p

Voicy said:
AvatarS is a girl and she's plenty cool.

I sometimes go to movies alone and I have no loser-complex about it. I get to see the movie uninterrupted. I also only do the 10:30pm shows when all the mxit kiddies are home.

Acid, you might like this one from textsfromlastnight.com:
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:D
I go alone to movies every other week. I'm not missing out because there's no one I want to go with or they don't want to see it or they bug me or whatever :p

Things overheard yesterday: "I would make an excellent ex-boyfriend." "Thanks, I'll just save myself the trouble, then" :rolleyes:

hyperian said:
lol. Add me to that PM too
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You want to send Alan pics too? :erm:
 
-LiLiTh- said:
Lol seems you can't pick up on a joke? Tsk tsk tsk...

:rolleyes:

Longmans' dictionary, look it up:p
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Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet... only true masters can achieve that: http://forums.webafrica.co.za/showpost.php?p=18201&postcount=22

-LiLiTh- said:
1) why would you think my stating i don't need a boyfriend in december has to do with sex?

2) i have friends and i have family, that's the only company i need in december.

3) I plan on finishing a list of books this holiday, it's my time to relax as well as having to get a holiday job... :)

4) I'll be collecting and buying (with my money) presents for the kids in my road, so that's my little mission.

There are my reasons for not wanting a boyfriend in December, except 1).:p
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So many reasons... and I thought I might offend you a little at least. Well-played. So what books are you going to read?

Voicy said:
AvatarS is a girl and she's plenty cool.

I sometimes go to movies alone and I have no loser-complex about it. I get to see the movie uninterrupted. I also only do the 10:30pm shows when all the mxit kiddies are home.

Acid, you might like this one from textsfromlastnight.com:
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Yea, I found that movies are acceptable alone, but people tend to stare at you when you go for dinner alone. So I tend to get take-out afterward...
 
AvatarS said:
Well, I go to the movies to watch a movie. I'm all for the fooling around stuff, but I think we can find a more appropriate venue for that. I go to the movies because I like watching them, not because it's a convenient dark room. I am not 12.
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:rolleyes:
 
Pitbull said:
Hitting home now?

Being single sucks donkey balls and you know it :p
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lol no... not hitting anything... being married is different though. Something I would have hoped to be now. Dating is different. And being single rocks...
 
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