Being single rocks!

killadoob said:
Dude you are 1.97 and weigh 67kgs :eek: holy F i am 1.7 and weight 71.

"Easy, for the first part of the relationship she feels like it's needed to keep you around. Once she's sure that you won't go a-stray or dump her ass, she scales it down. Then comes the "sex as a reward" stage where she will reward you for sex for good behavior and/or doing what she wants"

That is so true and killed my 8 year relationship. Also sex is not satisfying when it feels like she is doing because you want it. Would rather **** than have sex with someone who does not seem interested. The best thing you can do is make her feel insecure about the relationship but that is nasty but should keep the sex alive :D.
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as I said, I can't seem to put on weight...
 
killadoob said:
Dude you are 1.97 and weigh 67kgs :eek: holy F i am 1.7 and weight 71.

"Easy, for the first part of the relationship she feels like it's needed to keep you around. Once she's sure that you won't go a-stray or dump her ass, she scales it down. Then comes the "sex as a reward" stage where she will reward you for sex for good behavior and/or doing what she wants"
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I'm just like any other man. Manly when she needs me to be, sensitive when she'd like me to be, attentive when I should be. And you know what ... it's the easiest thing in the world to be like that. Yet whenever ........... agh ... you know what, **** it ... it's no use complaining on a public forum about something like the romantic emotions that are as delicately poised on the whims of human psyche that balances the weight of someone's mental health on the simple answer of 'aye or nay'.

It's true ... some people say it's a game of win or lose. But at least with some games you can see whether you have a winning hand or not.
 
AcidRaZor said:
Easy, for the first part of the relationship she feels like it's needed to keep you around. Once she's sure that you won't go a-stray or dump her ass, she scales it down. Then comes the "sex as a reward" stage where she will reward you for sex for good behavior and/or doing what she wants.
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amen amen amen a thousand times
 
I never complained about it just pointed out that is what happens and you should know it so you don't get shocked bel :D.
 
Positively Negative said:
Thats deep dude..... i think the issue with society is that EVERYONE thinks by the age you 30 you should at least be looking and planning for a life of marriage,raising kids and the whole lot.what if you still single and you never experienced something decent? then what.it sucks....no bigshot can come in2 this thread and tell me to get some balls bla bla bla and stop being a pu$$y. I guess once you hit that stage of being completely single and lonely you just have to find the fun in life from other angles... career etc.
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Dude, wtf?!? I am single and turned 30 last month. Like others on this thread, I have had a 19yr old gf when I was 29. *gasp* 10 years difference. Best damn sex, drinking buddy and all-round party animal I ever had. Infact over the past 6 months I havent been with any chick older than 23. Way-way waay less baggage than an older chick. If you meet a chick closing on thier 30's either they have a truckload of kids from previous relationships or if you sit close enough to her you can actually hear their biological clock ticking! :eek:

I have two kids, I have done the family thing for 6 years of my life and dont plan to breed again or spend my saturday afternoons at builders warehouse looking for something "lovely" for the patio. Call again in 5 years. :D

Nope I dont "have to find the fun in life from other angles... career etc." I still club, paardie as I have always done. The difference is I dont have to budget before I go for a night out. That remark is a generalization, you think a number hits and you change, let me know when you have your next birthday and tell if you feel any different from the day before?
 
scotty777 said:
it's easy for you okes to to say "enjoy the single life", but when you get batted just about anywhere, clubs, bars what ever, girls just bat me.

So although it is easy to say just get some confidence, after a few years of metal torture I've practically given up...
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Don't stress, maybe it will just take you a little longer before you hit your prime and women start noticing you. You're still a teenager. You'll hit your stride if you look after yourself.
 
AcidRaZor said:
Different girl

And yes you have to be thick skinned, goes for Scotty & others. You can't let the fear of disappointment make you not try. That's why the "*******/jerk" gets so much tail in the first place. He tries, if he gets shot down he goes ahead and looks for another chick to try.
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Positively Negative said:
Dude some people cannot be thick-skinned no matter how hard they try.
some of us are mommy's boys.... or gentleman. why do we have to change the way we speak or act to ladies just to get further with them? the way i see it is hopefully (and this is a big hopefully) one day some mature decent chick who puts all that nonsense aside and likes me for me. if it means i need to become and @sshole to get chicks well i guess im gonna be single for many years to come :rolleyes:
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I agree some people cannot be thick-skinned no matter how hard they try, but it's NOT impossible. At least you are being true to yourself and sticking to your principles.
 
re: thick skinned, I'll help with the skin if you want to. It's easy when you get the hang of it, and no, I won't feel sorry for you when you start crying after the first few sessions of me attacking you with my words... that's just phase 1.

You either get used to and decide to grow a thick skin or run back to mom each time someone says something bad about you (or makes you feel "yucky") so she can tell you how beautiful and unique you are.....

I mean hell, that's why 90% of the people on Idols CANT SING... it's their mom telling them they can and then embarrassing you in front of a national audience. Those kids lives are ****ed afterward unless they're so deep into their own mommy-reality (brain washed by chocolate chip cookies and positive reinforcement for everything you do, even potty) that their whole world either ends right there and they realize mom's a bitch and lied, or go cry for a few days eating cookies and drinking milk while working up the courage to go out in public again...

That being said....

Fun story, my friend was dating this brunette/blue eyes/perky everywhere she needed to be. They were going out almost a year. His birthday came around and being best mates I figured I'd throw him a party at my house.

She let's me know we should REALLY get him drunk so he passes out early. I was like... "LOL, why?" and she (and yes, you're assuming correctly... naughty people) told me she really wanted to "do" me.

Now this was quite a few years back, and I was young dumb and full of cum.... so not experienced in any way (was in my early 20's). Now I'm not one that goes gaga over some *****. I have (some) morals. So the next day I told my friend when I saw him (didn't want to do it over the phone) and told him what she told me.

He (obviously) didn't want to believe me but the look on his face said he needed proof. So I phoned her and put her on speaker. Spoke for herself and I pretended I had to go take a **** or something and hung up after saying goodbye...

Being single rocks. You never have to EVER have that kind of **** happen to you. EVER. You can go through quite a few chicks in 1 night by watching porn. So "urges" have been satisfied. Ask guys on here about the flesh light... apparently it's awesome. And I'm betting the "yearning" to have a SO is pretty much just loneliness. Go live and make best friends. Party like it's 1999 (or 2012), but don't rest your hopes in someone who would love and cherish you. No sir-e. Maybe 30 years ago yes.

But women being liberalized, allowed to vote (and go outside except for grocery shopping) etc, it's a different ballgame and it's unfortunate that they'd want everyone's balls...

I know the last part didn't make sense :D But I'm trying to lure some controversy in this thread to get more women involved going "not all women are like that, you're a sexist pig! go die!" or some ****... ;)

Good night, I'll be waxing my carrot thinking of Angelina Jolie's twins.... never fails
 
Single life does rock. I'm sitting here in my little bachelor flat, television is on my favorite channel and never gets changed. Its quiet and I can leave my shoes where I want to, leave the toilet seat up or down or any which way I like it. One can get used to being single :D
 
JHatman said:
Single life does rock. I'm sitting here in my little bachelor flat, television is on my favorite channel and never gets changed. Its quiet and I can leave my shoes where I want to, leave the toilet seat up or down or any which way I like it. One can get used to being single :D
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Yea, WTF is with the toilet seat anyway? Don't women CHECK before they sit down? I mean hell, we have to lift the damn thing up all the time, they might as well just check before plonking their ass down on the seat to see if it's down, and if it's not, put it down (it's less effort, gravity kind of takes over after you tip it down ladies)

It's a 50/50 thing. We need it up, you need it down. Live with it. Life is not about being too lazy to check if the seat is down before you sit.. i mean hell... how badly do you need to go that you can't keep your eyes open as you enter the bathroom? Would you rather check first and then put it down if you need to or have it wet when you get to it? I mean if your *need* is so ****ing great that you can't be bothered to check if the seat is down before sitting or get mad that it's not down in the first place then our need is too great to bother putting it up before we let it rip... and our need for beer is even greater to bother to clean any spillage that might occur. Enjoy your wet lazy ass...

Shoes? What shoes... I don't need to wear NOTHING. Not in public, not in malls... (people do laugh and say "where's your shoes man?!" and I go "Well I'm glad you're able to afford shoes you *******, I'm an orphan" (which usually shuts them up)
 
Morgoth said:
Acidrazor is an emo kid.
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You know it *pushes back his hair over his eyes and goes to his corner*

BTW, get my name right please, it's AcidRaZor, I type everyone's nickname as is... I feel I deserve the same curtousy. Puts me apart from that art studio in San Francisco
 
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the women are not bothering to respond because they're too busy laughing ;)
 
scotty777 said:
it's me isn't it... :(
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acidrazor (insert appropriate capitals :p), actually ;)
as for you... you're young; there's loads of time for you to find someone (or more than one someone). you're probably chasing after the wrong kind of girl. and, a lot of them don't know what they want at the age range you're looking at anyway. patience!
 
Scotty777 - stop being emo. There IS life after school. Perhaps even think of this dry spell as a blessing in disguise. Plenty of people have kids before they are 20 and find it very difficult to recover financially. At least this way you are only responsible for yourself for the time being, which leaves the opportunity to go off to uni and eat plenty of chinese :D
 
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