Being single rocks!

-LiLiTh- said:
And yes i am the perfect woman, my father and brothers don't do a thing, i cook for them, i clean for them, I WASH ALL FOUR OF THEIR CLOTHES AND IRON IT. Lmj;) what can i say? I'm nearly perfect
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WRONG! As long as you doing all these things, you will never be perfect!

And I'll tell you why I would never even consider dating you:

If you're cooking and cleaning and doing such a lot whole day when do you ever have time for sex? Therefore you will never be perfect!
 
PythonFSi said:
WRONG! As long as you doing all these things, you will never be perfect!

And I'll tell you why I would never even consider dating you:

If you're cooking and cleaning and doing such a lot whole day when do you ever have time for sex? Therefore you will never be perfect!
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Bwahahahahahahaha so true.

The perfect female is not one who cooks and cleans but one who has time to enjoy sex a lot :D. All the rest is just trivial non sense that can be worked out :p.
 
Let's just get this out, sure the first few months of the relationship is awesome but afterwards it starts going downhill.

You either:
a) Stick it out like a man if you love her.

b) Run if she's not the one for you and go look for that perfect woman

And if you're lucky you'll get that great woman who you have little problems with. (Lucky sods)

Either way that's how life goes. The best things in life aren't always the easiest to find.
 
LOL - and then you lose your sex drive, cause well once you living with some1 or married, things change, and youd rather have her doing the cleaning, washing cooking so you can enjoy your online gaming and sport watching :) sex daily is tiring, easier said than done...
 
LancelotSA said:
She's on the internet. She is female. Apparently that is all that is required on a forum to be called awesome!!
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I agree with her view on relationships, not many girls out there that have a clue about them and expect you to push them though it. :eek: Anyways I would love to ruff it up with ya'll but Monday meetings call. :D
 
PythonFSi said:
WRONG! As long as you doing all these things, you will never be perfect!

And I'll tell you why I would never even consider dating you:

If you're cooking and cleaning and doing such a lot whole day when do you ever have time for sex? Therefore you will never be perfect!
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If you read my post correctly i said i do that for the four men in my house, and it's not that much work.

Also... why on earth would i not have time for sex? i'm a young woman.:erm: my word.

Lol and another thing about men. YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION. one example:p
 
-LiLiTh- said:
Also... why on earth would i not have time for sex? i'm a young woman.:erm: my word.
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Theres a rule here! Incase you didn't know!

Pics or its not true!

. . . and if what you say is true! Do you or will you have time for pole-dancing?
 
PythonFSi said:
:rolleyes: You keep getting it wrong!

I'm a man! I stick it in!
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Lol well if you were doing it correctly she wouldn't find it a chore to get into bed.:eek:

Lol but no in all honesty now c'mon is this a sex thread or a relationship thread? If i were to get into a serious relationship i would do what i feel a woman should do. and that is to keep her man happy? obviously you men are picking all the wrong women if you are complaining this much
 
The trouble is the women seem fine and amazing until they have you hooked, then all hell breaks lose.

Moods go up 1000%, sex is something other people do. Once they got their claws in then you only really see the truth :D by then it could be to late like living together or married :eek:.

I think lilith just made a move on you python :D, well lillith if you can cook clean do washing and still have sex at least once or twice a week then you are indeed perfect :D.
 
killadoob said:
The trouble is the women seem fine and amazing until they have you hooked, then all hell breaks lose.

Moods go up 1000%, sex is something other people do. Once they got their claws in then you only really see the truth :D by then it could be to late like living together or married :eek:.

I think lilith just made a move on you python :D, well lillith if you can cook clean do washing and still have sex at least once or twice a week then you are indeed perfect :D.
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Lol i rest my case:D
 
AcidRaZor said:
  • No "take me out" moaning when you've been out almost every single night of the week
  • No being disappointed (and hearing about it) when I take her ass out and that it was "just okay"
  • No having to listen to her yammer on with her problems she doesn't want me to fix but still listen to for hours on end, seeing her make the same mistake over and over again to just have her bitch again about something that she could have prevented
  • No buying gifts that you think are cute and represent some part of the relationship which you adore and having it thrown back in your face and rip your heart out of it's cage for being "silly" or not "knowing her by now" or having to hear how much she doesn't like the gift but "its okay because it's the thought that counts... she GUESS"
  • No having to walk around the mall endlessly till my feet can't take it anymore and my ass crack is raining down sweat like there's no tomorrow yearning for a place to just sit down and relax for a beer, but no "must quickly go look at that pair of cute shoes"
  • No having to hear what an "angry driver" I am or have her instruct me on proper driving technique whenever there's an idiot on the road, "Well you shouldn't be driving this fast anyway".... no, it's not road rage I'm just mad at YOU for not shutting your trap yet
  • No more coming late for movies and missing the previews (my favorite part) because she can't tell time and has to be late for EVERYTHING ("haha, fashionably late")
  • No more walking (and hiding from) the 10 billion guys she ****ed as a one night stand (which didn't count towards the 11 boyfriends she felt she should tell me about)
  • No more pretending to care that I like her backwards-assed family and their untrained spoiled dog
  • No more spending countless hours trying to come up with stuff to do when we go out (which always got shot down and "lets just go to the casino")
  • No more being late for special occassions, like a ****ing sunset picnic at a place which I had to pay extra to be open that late on the mountain at the language monument overlooking the mountains BECAUSE SHE WOULD RATHER IGNORE MY COUNTLESS PLEAS TO GET READY AND GO AND TALK TO HER STUPID AUNT FOR HOURS, ONE WHO SHE LIVES WITH
  • No more sex having to hear how her previous boyfriends had her and how exciting that was (or how drunk she got) then a few weeks afterward pretend she didn't tell me and acting surprised that I "knew all her secrets"
  • No more going to parties having to worry about your own sobriety because you're the one that has to drive her (and her friends) home and then being called "no fun" because I didn't drink all night. Well it was my pleasure getting your ass home safely BITCH
  • No more having to explain why you've pitched as a single when everyone knows you have a gf because she had better things to do, like watch the eTV movie...
  • No driving her broke assed friends around just because she wants to hang with them and THEN ASKED TO LEAVE (but come back when I need to pick them up again)
Being single ****ing ROCKS

And anyone that says otherwise should go fly a kite in a thunderstorm and please YouTube it for me to laugh at each time I see your dumb ass get electrocuted.

The END
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I have a chick with a set of DD's, I see her about 3 or 4 days a week, the other days it's like being single.
We both have a life, she doesn't whine about anything.
So I have the best of both. :)

No thunder today, just rain, don't have a kite or an IFR rating.
 
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