Being single rocks!

alf101 said:
I have a chick with a set of DD's, I see her about 3 or 4 days a week, the other days it's like being single.
We both have a life, she doesn't whine about anything.
So I have the best of both. :)

No thunder today, just rain, don't have a kite or an IFR rating.
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Ha ha ha i really must be perfect as i also possess a pair of those:cool:
 
AcidRaZor said:
  • No "take me out" moaning when you've been out almost every single night of the week
  • No being disappointed (and hearing about it) when I take her ass out and that it was "just okay"
  • No having to listen to her yammer on with her problems she doesn't want me to fix but still listen to for hours on end, seeing her make the same mistake over and over again to just have her bitch again about something that she could have prevented
  • No buying gifts that you think are cute and represent some part of the relationship which you adore and having it thrown back in your face and rip your heart out of it's cage for being "silly" or not "knowing her by now" or having to hear how much she doesn't like the gift but "its okay because it's the thought that counts... she GUESS"
  • No having to walk around the mall endlessly till my feet can't take it anymore and my ass crack is raining down sweat like there's no tomorrow yearning for a place to just sit down and relax for a beer, but no "must quickly go look at that pair of cute shoes"
  • No having to hear what an "angry driver" I am or have her instruct me on proper driving technique whenever there's an idiot on the road, "Well you shouldn't be driving this fast anyway".... no, it's not road rage I'm just mad at YOU for not shutting your trap yet
  • No more coming late for movies and missing the previews (my favorite part) because she can't tell time and has to be late for EVERYTHING ("haha, fashionably late")
  • No more walking (and hiding from) the 10 billion guys she ****ed as a one night stand (which didn't count towards the 11 boyfriends she felt she should tell me about)
  • No more pretending to care that I like her backwards-assed family and their untrained spoiled dog
  • No more spending countless hours trying to come up with stuff to do when we go out (which always got shot down and "lets just go to the casino")
  • No more being late for special occassions, like a ****ing sunset picnic at a place which I had to pay extra to be open that late on the mountain at the language monument overlooking the mountains BECAUSE SHE WOULD RATHER IGNORE MY COUNTLESS PLEAS TO GET READY AND GO AND TALK TO HER STUPID AUNT FOR HOURS, ONE WHO SHE LIVES WITH
  • No more sex having to hear how her previous boyfriends had her and how exciting that was (or how drunk she got) then a few weeks afterward pretend she didn't tell me and acting surprised that I "knew all her secrets"
  • No more going to parties having to worry about your own sobriety because you're the one that has to drive her (and her friends) home and then being called "no fun" because I didn't drink all night. Well it was my pleasure getting your ass home safely BITCH
  • No more having to explain why you've pitched as a single when everyone knows you have a gf because she had better things to do, like watch the eTV movie...
  • No driving her broke assed friends around just because she wants to hang with them and THEN ASKED TO LEAVE (but come back when I need to pick them up again)
Being single ****ing ROCKS

And anyone that says otherwise should go fly a kite in a thunderstorm and please YouTube it for me to laugh at each time I see your dumb ass get electrocuted.

The END
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A solution to all of the above. NSFW

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PythonFSi said:
You're nothing but a glorified servant!

You should try being a sex slave! Then you'll be perfect!
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Lol is this your attempt at trying to offend me? lol

It'd be a dream come true to be a sex slave. that means i do nothing at all but enjoy myself all day long. now why would anyone complain about that?:eek:
 
-LiLiTh- does sound perfect, but I doubt she is... there's one major thing that will set her apart from any other woman and that's: Does she love movies? And Can she be quiet during that time/comprehend what happens/read into the ambiguity?

Or, is she one of those "poppies" who say they love movies, then rarely wants to go to a movie (and I mean, before I get depressed I usually go to movies at least once a week and can usually recall several scenes afterward etc... for example "Fight Club" didn't confuse me like it did some other people :rolleyes: same with Memento or The Buttefly Effect: Directors cut)

Alf, gratz dude.... you found one with her own life. I think that must have summed up (possibly) what went wrong or what goes wrong in many relationships.

Oh and the name -LiLiTh- reminds me of that evil girl in Supernatural and it just freaks me out man....
 
PythonFSi said:
You're nothing but a glorified servant!

You should try being a sex slave! Then you'll be perfect!
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Dude, you have to come to Acid's school of offending people... you'll learn so much... (and I have 2 courses, one is for ADD people, where I teach them some techniques that includes swearing, and then one for people who can pay attention that includes techniques without swearing)

I'm busy working on another course though, I find it hard to think of a curriculum. It's called "offending people without trying". *shrug* That will be my master piece...
 
-LiLiTh- said:
Lol is this your attempt at trying to offend me? lol

It'd be a dream come true to be a sex slave. that means i do nothing at all but enjoy myself all day long. now why would anyone complain about that?:eek:
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Women generally find a reason to complain about anything! :p
 
AcidRaZor said:
Dude, you have to come to Acid's school of offending people... you'll learn so much... (and I have 2 courses, one is for ADD people, where I teach them some techniques that includes swearing, and then one for people who can pay attention that includes techniques without swearing)

I'm busy working on another course though, I find it hard to think of a curriculum. It's called "offending people without trying". *shrug* That will be my master piece...
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Is it endorsed by the Dept of Ed-you-kay-shun?
 
AcidRaZor said:
-LiLiTh- does sound perfect, but I doubt she is... there's one major thing that will set her apart from any other woman and that's: Does she love movies? And Can she be quiet during that time/comprehend what happens/read into the ambiguity?

Or, is she one of those "poppies" who say they love movies, then rarely wants to go to a movie (and I mean, before I get depressed I usually go to movies at least once a week and can usually recall several scenes afterward etc... for example "Fight Club" didn't confuse me like it did some other people :rolleyes: same with Memento or The Buttefly Effect: Directors cut)

Alf, gratz dude.... you found one with her own life. I think that must have summed up (possibly) what went wrong or what goes wrong in many relationships.

Oh and the name -LiLiTh- reminds me of that evil girl in Supernatural and it just freaks me out man....
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Well if you were dumb you wouldn't be able to do that now would you?:D

Is this a reflection of the type of women you date?:eek:

Time for a major change mate... really...
 
AcidRaZor said:
I usually go to movies at least once a week and can usually recall several scenes afterward etc... for example "Fight Club" didn't confuse me like it did some other people :rolleyes: same with Memento or The Buttefly Effect: Directors cut)
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Why I prefer watching movies alone. Everybody I know hates(read "doesn't understand") the movies I like.
 
-LiLiTh- said:
Well if you were dumb you wouldn't be able to do that now would you?:D

Is this a reflection of the type of women you date?:eek:

Time for a major change mate... really...
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Lets see here! You live with 4 bros and a dad and you do all their dirty work!

You've got Cinderella syndrome so obviously you're not getting enough attention at home!

GET A BOYFRIEND!
 
AcidRaZor said:
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Alf, gratz dude.... you found one with her own life. I think that must have summed up (possibly) what went wrong or what goes wrong in many relationships.

Oh and the name -LiLiTh- reminds me of that evil girl in Supernatural and it just freaks me out man....
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Last gf was a B-cup, who was a whiney, clingy chick who cost me a frikkin fortune in cell phone calls.
I like the one I have now for many reasons. :)

LiLiTh reminds me of Frasier's ex-wife. :eek: But she was hawt in a way.
 
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