Benoni ~ It's safe, my mate!

faniedry said:
Now I feel better. Much much better. Ons moet braai swaer. Maak 'n plan.

You only leaving next week?
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Yebo! We are playing U19 Badminton tournament at John Barble Hall..... First open and then provincials..... It all kicks off in a few hours and ends next week Saturday around 13:00, we only leave early Sunday morning.... And I brought a couple of books to hand over to Greg and yourself....

I should have clearer understanding later today how the games are scheduled.....
:)
 
Mortymoose said:
Yebo! We are playing U19 Badminton tournament at John Barble Hall..... First open and then provincials..... It all kicks off in a few hours and ends next week Saturday around 13:00, we only leave early Sunday morning.... And I brought a couple of books to hand over to Greg and yourself....

I should have clearer understanding later today how the games are scheduled.....
:)
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Perfect, pop me a PM when you know... I need to "manage expectations" on my SO's side :whistle:
 
Mortymoose said:
Yebo! We are playing U19 Badminton tournament at John Barble Hall..... First open and then provincials..... It all kicks off in a few hours and ends next week Saturday around 13:00, we only leave early Sunday morning.... And I brought a couple of books to hand over to Greg and yourself....

I should have clearer understanding later today how the games are scheduled.....
:)
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Coolest - I went via Barable Hall about an hour ago but nothing was happening. I am down the road (about a km) so maybe I'll pop in a little later when I get my washing - I am still in my Friday gear so I need to clean my ass first.
 
This is not going to end well :D

rpm sponsor these guys a couple of gopros with headstraps.
 
Mortymoose said:
I
Is Benoni a safe place?
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Are the traffic cops bribeable?
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What currency do they use there?
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What is there to do and see in Benoni?
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Are the police reliable there?
:whistle:
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Mortymoose said:
...Oh! And there's a mall that looks like apaddle steamer that goes nowhere..:whistle:
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http://benonicitytimes.co.za/264181/ten-rob-lakeside-mall-business/
Ten rob Lakeside Mall business
Ten suspects entered the Cash Crusaders in Lakeside Mall and made away with about 50 to 60 electronic items and an undisclosed amount of money this morning (July 9).
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If you need an alibi, I can help.
 
If you come out in the morning and see my kids crapping on the grass don't be alarmed, we do that to scare the criminals away so that they think we have dogs.

Have a nice stay.
 
So it went down like an undercover operation from a cheap B rate movie...

The foreign registered vehicles turned off the main road into the sports complex, slowing down as they approached the faded speed bumps.

On clearing the first bump we noticed a local car slow down as it approached from the front, the driver, wearing dark shaded glasses, long weathered hair leaning out the window staring at us as we past him...... The stare intense and somewhere deep inside I could sense that he was the one....... As I peered into the rearview mirror I saw the small car do a U turn and start to follow us.......
"This shyte is real, it's gonna go down in the carpark!" , I thought to myself.....

The three cars pulled into the sporting complex carpark...... The cool winter sun starting to sink in the east, It felt like a scene from GTAV....

I quickly ushered my charges from the vehicle, ordering them not to look back and head for the safety of the sports hall.....glancing over my shoulder at the local car that had followed us.... It's door opening, a foot appearing......I realised that after years of cyber verbal abuse this thing was about to get a face, a name...... The virtual world I had once known was about to transform into reality....

There he stood, the enigma that I had always heard about, the one that loved Guinness..... We met halfway across the tarmac, not sure what to expect from each other....hands outstretched who shook and acknowledged each other, exchanging traditional gifts as is done at such events, the deal done, we could have returned to our cars, never to meet again, but neigh, we spent the next thirty minutes in the car park, jabbering away, (most making fun of Oom Fanie, seeing as he was'nt there :whistle:) , in all honesty we should have had a cool box of booze in the boot, we had a lot of ground to cover....
GreGorGy.....boet! Awesome meeting you, thanks for the "gift" , I shall brag more about that when I am safely across the border...

Before I leave in a week, we will have a get together and throw a few toots....
:D
 
Mortymoose said:
GreGorGy.....boet! Awesome meeting you, thanks for the "gift" , I shall brag more about that when I am safely across the border...

Before I leave in a week, we will have a get together and throw a few toots....
:D
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EHehehehehe

No prob - I have one other branded item to handover which you can either take across the border boxed as it is or livered, if you so prefer.

And thanks for the books. The one without pictures seems truly amazing - well, what I read of it so far.
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Tell him to give his 5-year old her shoes back... :D
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5 year old? Dammit - another little bastard running around. Just my luck.



After a day of remorse, self-pity, self-loathing, and general malaise I can proudly state that the hangover has finally left the building. Thanks Moose - I shall brag to others that I braaied and beered with the moose and survived!
 
faniedry said:
Still waiting.............
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pinball wizard said:
Same...
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Chill Okes, I just recovered from the night spent with GreGorGy, plentsch beers went down that night :love: fekkin' moeg gister at these here courts....

Today we move to a new digs, closer to Fanie I was informed...... Seem's we have to make way for a tour group of twenty Australians... :mad:
 
GreGorGy said:
After a day of remorse, self-pity, self-loathing, and general malaise I can proudly state that the hangover has finally left the building. Thanks Moose - I shall brag to others that I braaied and beered with the moose and survived!
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But ! But! But! There is a sequel........ :twisted:
 
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