Bitches in the shopping centres

I noticed that some people in slaapstad think they rule the roost and walk like retards playing shoulder bumper-karts. Why you would want to apologise is beyond me. If you're a woman, slap her and teach her a lesson. If you're a guy, grab her by the hand, pull in and remind her no-one gives a rat's arse as to why she's in a rush. But in both cases, make sure the fellow people hear what a "retarded, bimbo slutbag she is". That's usually how it's done. Never let anyone push you around.

P.S. add "I ****ed your mom" for extra flavour.
 
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MYBB = Men You Beware of the Bitches.
 
Sister, if you and the bitch are remotely attractive you should have gotten into a huge catfight and ripped each other's clothes off.

You know it's the right thing to do.
 
I would have ignored her completely and if she continued I would have taken my cell out and calmly informed her I am phoning the police. Alternatively I would have gone to the first security guard I saw and told him to detain this person as I am afraid she might attack me.
 
Chicks are car guards.™ Kick her inna panty!
 
Just have a coughing fit, without your hand directly into her face.

The more she smogs up the place with her bile the more you cough into her face.

She complains about the coughing tell her back the %^& off
 
Malls are nasty places. The most obvious nastiness is negative energy.

Few shoppers are happy, they can't afford the things they see, they buy on debt, wielding their creditcards like pangas, they cut a path to further misery, piling up on the debt, after all, it was on special, so they actually saved. Dressed to show they have the credit, they mill about shops, aquiring the latest trend, filling their wardrobes to capacity, somehow never having enough - that is the majority of shoppers.

Then you get the cruisers, people who have horrid little homes, without a tree in the backyard, who use malls as their personal lounges, enjoying the marble and glass, feeling grand and withit, slowly walking along the mall, spending the little money they have on having something to eat or drink where they can be seen, for the big spending kahunas they are - not.

The mall creeps, men who position themselves where they can see females go about, at coffeeshops at the foot of an escalator, near lingerie shops, hanging over rails, looking down at cleavages.

The pensioners, whose only day out is a visit to the mall, with their tiny little purses and determined attitudes, they walk in slow motion cocooned in time dilation fields, tsk-tsking about the pace of life, the rowdy teens, the price of life and how it was all better in their days.

Hell is the mall, where the music from a myriad stores assail your senses, where thousands of products and choices tug at your every step, where tempers flare and ordinary people turn into monsters, all mixed in with the smell of KFC, coffee, plastic and the perfumes and odours of hundreds.

Then you get shopper with purpose, needing a new pair of shoes, because the old ones can't cope anymore, or hurrying to get a needed item, rushing to get it and get out of hell as soon as possible.

This is the exception, this is the blur you see, the person moving at speed, the one who knows about hell and whose excursion into the damning halls is swift and sure and short and always a victory when walking back into the sunshine outside, where the air is free. :)
 
genetic said:
No offence, but I especially find older women - grannies as well that are the most unfriendly people in the shops. They push-in, swear and give you funny looks even if you smile at them. :mad:
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Don't you just hate old ladies when they're near the vancinity of a Pick n Pay till?
 
What you should have done was to report it to the Shopping Centre security & then laid a charge of assault on the lady. They have camera's which would have been your proof.
 
Sometimes rich people are even nastier than others. A kind of a "I am better than you" attitude.

In what mall did this happen to you, OP?
 
Cheri_N said:
Alternatively I would have gone to the first security guard I saw and told him to detain this person as I am afraid she might attack me.
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ROFL, a rent-a-cop will not detain someone on your authority.
 
dude, camera phone ftw

I got my video function on shortcut and I swear its better than having the police right next to you...

:D

I should post a clip or two here.... hmmm lemme see, oh no not that one!!! ;) /delete

:D
 
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