Blind Date coming up

adelp said:
Oke i know this is for online dating but it's what your friends tell you when they send you on a blind date to..

I'm a sweetheart" = fat
"Looking for something real" = fat
"Looking for an understanding and compassionate guy" = fat
"curvy in all the right places" = fat
"just trying this out because my friend met a great guy online" = my friend is fat and found someone on here so I'm trying it since I'm also fat.
"I have a great personality once you get to know me" = fat
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+10 touche
 
Linoman said:
Well my buddy is going to introduce us. Then I assume after a while he will be leaving us two alone. It is at a restaurant that is at The Mall.

Gotta go now guys (college) will be back later with more info.
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NO OFFENSE THAT AIN'T A BLIND DATE AT ALL.
A BLIND DATE IS A CHICK, YOU MEET WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS BEING AROUND AND INTRODUCING YOU.

You wont be nervous at all, that I can do :)

Maybe I can set you up on a blind date, and lets see how u manage.
 
adelp said:
Oke i know this is for online dating but it's what your friends tell you when they send you on a blind date to..

I'm a sweetheart" = fat
"Looking for something real" = fat
"Looking for an understanding and compassionate guy" = fat
"curvy in all the right places" = fat
"just trying this out because my friend met a great guy online" = my friend is fat and found someone on here so I'm trying it since I'm also fat.
"I have a great personality once you get to know me" = fat
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Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

Post of the month goes to adelp.
 
Why thx.

If they say they are athletic they do not have boobs......
 
adelp said:
Why thx.

If they say they are athletic they do not have boobs......
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They can however ravage you for hours to days on end without stopping...good times...work frowned upon being absent for that long though -.-
 
LMFAO!!! Why sould she need to go on a blind date.... maybe she fugly?

Lol just joking you lucky...
 
This was the one i was looking for:

Age: 40-Ish = 48
Adventurer = Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic = Flat Chested
Average Looking = UGLY
Beautiful = Pathological Liar
Educated = College Dropout
Emotionally Secure = Medicated
Feminist = Fat
Free Spirit = Substance User
Looking for Friendship first = Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun = Annoying
Old Fashioned = Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded = DESPERATE
Outgoing = Loud
Passionate = Loud
RedHead = Shops the Clairol Section
Reubenesque = Grossly Fat
Romantic = Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Weight proportional to Height = Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate = One step away from stalking
Widow = Nagged first husband to death
Young at Heart = Toothless old witch

Now, the Male side of the list:

40-ish = 52 and looking for a 25 year old
Athletic = Sits on couch and watches ESPN
Average Looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back
Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit = Will sleep with your sister
Friendship First = As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun = Good with a remote and a Six Pack
Good Looking = Arrogant
Honest = Pathological Liar
Huggable = Overweight and more body hair than a bear
Likes to Cuddle = Insecure, overly dependant
Mature = Until you get to know him
Open-Minded = Wants to sleep with your sister, but she's not interested
Poet = Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual = Once went to church with his grandmoter on Easter Sunday
Stable = Occasional Stalker, but never arrested (yet)
Thoughtful = Says 'Please' when demanding Beer
 
Linoman said:
So far latest update:

We both going out for pizza and drinks. No longer at The Mall but rather at a restaurant.

I hear she is out-going, bubbly, intelligent, not over weight or under but average.
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She's fat. Probably has one of them tubes round the belt area...
 
Seriously , 1 girlfriend , 4 weeks - and now all of a sudden you are the dr phil of relationships. Not trying to be mean - but just step carefully - your other thread proposing marriage was a train wreck waiting to happen - take a chill pill winston.

J

RichardG said:
Ask your buddy to give you her contact number and ask her some questions over the telephone.

So you feel a bit more at ease..

Blind dates can be scary --- I just been on one and we clicked ;)

I am very proud of you more son, that you are not going to be a geek :P

Remember No Sex on first date or kissing you can be intimate hold hands etc. If you like her ;)

Are you going to meet at a restaurant ?



Talking a lot is a good sign --- can you not keep the conversation up.
Weight Problems -- you should not judge anyone that can be changes.
Dress code -- Mini skirts are hot you would look if she bend over.
Low-cut tops are good shows cleveage
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Don't go in with any expectations. Be yourself and don't try to impress her with comments or behaviour which is not you. If you want to smoke, ask her if she minds (basically be polite but don't change who you are). She'll want to know the real you...afterall that's what the date is all about. Getting to know each other and to see if you're compatible. You won 't know if you are compatible with someone who is pretending to be someone who they aren't.

If you go to dinner with the attitude that you're meeting someone for a nice chat and company rather than with a view to a relationship I think it'll be more successful.

As my teenager would say...chillax and enjoy :D
 
RichardG said:
Ask your buddy to give you her contact number and ask her some questions over the telephone.

So you feel a bit more at ease..

Blind dates can be scary --- I just been on one and we clicked ;)

I am very proud of you more son, that you are not going to be a geek :P

Remember No Sex on first date or kissing you can be intimate hold hands etc. If you like her ;)

Are you going to meet at a restaurant ?



Talking a lot is a good sign --- can you not keep the conversation up.
Weight Problems -- you should not judge anyone that can be changes.
Dress code -- Mini skirts are hot you would look if she bend over.
Low-cut tops are good shows cleveage
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This sounds more like you intend shopping for a wife or going for an interview. Too formal and thought out.

RichardG, one date and you're the forum expert LOLZ :D
 
RichardG said:
Best of luck and please keep safe..

She could be a serial killer wanting to kill you :P

If you bang for a blind date ---- give me a few months to set-up something
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Thanks man will let you know how it goes:D
 
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