Firstly, router got smoked, all the lines inside the house arc'd together, two whole computers died... (thats all on my side, but I replaced them already).
The lightning struck right through a lightning protection device and melted it to bits...
The Telkom boytjie checked everything else (their side of the line) and found wires burnt underground.
Everything is WiFi now, didn't check phones yet because I don't really need them.
I went in store to escalate it, but honestly, they just dont care.