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Ockie said:
OMG.....please god dont let Nick see this post! He is bound to have a complete and utter piss fit and have a meltdown screaming why the fcking fck we need a seperate and exclusive handbag event for gay people!!!!!!! :eek:


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Yeah, because you guys will want to make it a division of the UFC. Anyway, grant vs zewp would be over pretty quick. Zewp crying in the little girls room would be a TKO imo.
 
Nick333 said:
Yeah, because you guys will want to make it a division of the UFC. Anyway, grant vs zewp would be over pretty quick. Zewp crying in the little girls room would be a TKO imo.
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Oh please. Everyone's invited. You included. I've been waiting for the opportunity to make you my bitch. :D
 
Zewp said:
Oh please. Everyone's invited. You included. I've been waiting for the opportunity to make you my bitch. :D
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Biotch, don't make me go all butch on your ass. I fight with Castle Lager not Versace. You'd ruin your manicure on my stubble.
 
Nick333 said:
Just cause I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm meat to be degraded for your pervy pleasure.
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What is wrong with wanting to watch a straight guy, well curious, mmmm maybe 99.8% straight and the rest curious .... actually still dont know how to label you :p guy wrestling a gay guy in their tighty whiteys? They should actually make this a sport on a gay TV network or something. :p
 
Zewp said:
In all seriousness, we need to meet up at a gay club and have a proper handbag fight. I need to do it just once in my life. Just so I can say I did.
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i promise, you dont want that.
i'm a dirty fighter, i always throw the 1st punch (in the interests of ending the fight), and the chances of finding half a brick in my handbag are staggering
 
grantza said:
i promise, you dont want that.
i'm a dirty fighter, i always throw the 1st punch (in the interests of ending the fight), and the chances of finding half a brick in my handbag are staggering
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In the interest of saftey and seeing that you obviously grew up with bergies and are more than willing to break a beer bottle and stab zewp in the back with it while he is looking at the hot arse walking past, I nominate that the only weapons allowed are silicone dildos , and it must be flexi ones. No still reinforced ones. :D
 
Ockie said:
What is wrong with wanting to watch a straight guy, well curious, mmmm maybe 99.8% straight and the rest curious .... actually still dont know how to label you :p guy wrestling a gay guy in their tighty whiteys? They should actually make this a sport on a gay TV network or something. :p
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Don't try to label me, bitch.
 
Ockie said:
Nope.....yesterday was a bad one though. Felt a bit erm....."unhinged" but I am better today :-)

I just cant compute someone like Nick who does not seem to have a defined label! You have to identify with gay, straight or bi. I simply must label him! :D
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Ok glad you feeling better.

Dunno, why must there be a label.:cry:

I know I want to be gay, so I am cool with that.

BUT guess Nick"s gonna go with the flow, much more fun I think
 
Skywalker786 said:
Ok glad you feeling better.

Dunno, why must there be a label.:cry:
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Dankie meneer. :-)

Because that is how the world works! That is how we stay organised! Otherwise how are you going to know what is in the coffee can? Thats right, a label. How else are you going to know that the green liquid in the bottle is dishwasher liquid? Thats right? A label. Labels makes the world safe and comfy and tells us if something is safe to swallow or not. :whistle::D
 
Ockie said:
God dammit .... tell me what you are. DRAW ME A DIAGRAM OR SOMETHING! :mad:

I hate it not knowing if someone is straight, gay or bi. It throws me off! :mad:


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I have drawn you a diagram. It's not my fault that it doesn't compute for you.

I just don't have the aversion for male anatomy most straight guys seem to have - that'll probably confuse you more. :p
 
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