Closet bisexual

[Nick333]

OMG.....please god dont let Nick see this post! He is bound to have a complete and utter piss fit and have a meltdown screaming why the fcking fck we need a seperate and exclusive handbag event for gay people!!!!!!!

Yeah, because you guys will want to make it a division of the UFC. Anyway, grant vs zewp would be over pretty quick. Zewp crying in the little girls room would be a TKO imo.

 

[Zewp]

Yeah, because you guys will want to make it a division of the UFC. Anyway, grant vs zewp would be over pretty quick. Zewp crying in the little girls room would be a TKO imo.

Oh please. Everyone's invited. You included. I've been waiting for the opportunity to make you my bitch.

 

[Skywalker786]

That's ShaunSA's way of saying pics or gtfo

Ok I wasn't clear on that lol

 

[Skywalker786]

Oh please. Everyone's invited. You included. I've been waiting for the opportunity to make you my bitch.

One big partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Nick333]

Oh please. Everyone's invited. You included. I've been waiting for the opportunity to make you my bitch.

Biotch, don't make me go all butch on your ass. I fight with Castle Lager not Versace. You'd ruin your manicure on my stubble.

 

[Ockie]

Biotch, don't make me go all butch on your ass. I fight with Castle Lager not Versace. You'd ruin your manicure on my stubble.

I wanna see Nick and Zew do baby oil wrestling (with just undies on)

 

[Nick333]

I wanna see Nick and Zew do baby oil wrestling (with just undies on)

Just cause I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm meat to be degraded for your pervy pleasure.

 

[Ockie]

Just cause I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm meat to be degraded for your pervy pleasure.

What is wrong with wanting to watch a straight guy, well curious, mmmm maybe 99.8% straight and the rest curious .... actually still dont know how to label you guy wrestling a gay guy in their tighty whiteys? They should actually make this a sport on a gay TV network or something.

 

[Grant]

In all seriousness, we need to meet up at a gay club and have a proper handbag fight. I need to do it just once in my life. Just so I can say I did.

i promise, you dont want that.
i'm a dirty fighter, i always throw the 1st punch (in the interests of ending the fight), and the chances of finding half a brick in my handbag are staggering

 

[Ockie]

i promise, you dont want that.
i'm a dirty fighter, i always throw the 1st punch (in the interests of ending the fight), and the chances of finding half a brick in my handbag are staggering

In the interest of saftey and seeing that you obviously grew up with bergies and are more than willing to break a beer bottle and stab zewp in the back with it while he is looking at the hot arse walking past, I nominate that the only weapons allowed are silicone dildos , and it must be flexi ones. No still reinforced ones.

 

[Nick333]

What is wrong with wanting to watch a straight guy, well curious, mmmm maybe 99.8% straight and the rest curious .... actually still dont know how to label you guy wrestling a gay guy in their tighty whiteys? They should actually make this a sport on a gay TV network or something.

Don't try to label me, bitch.

 

[Ockie]

Don't try to label me, bitch.

I function better with labels.

/Sticks "98.75% Straight" label on Nicks forehead.

 

[Nick333]

I function better with labels.

/Sticks "98.75% Straight" label on Nicks forehead.

I doubt I'm all that straight. It would make a cool t-shirt though.

 

[Ockie]

I doubt I'm all that straight. It would make a cool t-shirt though.

God dammit .... tell me what you are. DRAW ME A DIAGRAM OR SOMETHING!

I hate it not knowing if someone is straight, gay or bi. It throws me off!

 

[Skywalker786]

God dammit .... tell me what you are. DRAW ME A DIAGRAM OR SOMETHING!

I hate it not knowing if someone is straight, gay or bi. It throws me off!

Ockie are you having bad 2 days

 

[Ockie]

Ockie are you having bad 2 days

Nope.....yesterday was a bad one though. Felt a bit erm....."unhinged" but I am better today

I just cant compute someone like Nick who does not seem to have a defined label! You have to identify with gay, straight or bi. I simply must label him!

 

[Skywalker786]

Nope.....yesterday was a bad one though. Felt a bit erm....."unhinged" but I am better today

I just cant compute someone like Nick who does not seem to have a defined label! You have to identify with gay, straight or bi. I simply must label him!

Ok glad you feeling better.

Dunno, why must there be a label.

I know I want to be gay, so I am cool with that.

BUT guess Nick"s gonna go with the flow, much more fun I think

 

[Ockie]

Ok glad you feeling better.

Dunno, why must there be a label.

Dankie meneer.

Because that is how the world works! That is how we stay organised! Otherwise how are you going to know what is in the coffee can? Thats right, a label. How else are you going to know that the green liquid in the bottle is dishwasher liquid? Thats right? A label. Labels makes the world safe and comfy and tells us if something is safe to swallow or not.

 

[Grant]

Ockie are you having bad 2 days

not only does missey have an overly sensitized clitoris at the moment, but also appears to be somewhat menopausal

 

[Nick333]

God dammit .... tell me what you are. DRAW ME A DIAGRAM OR SOMETHING!

I hate it not knowing if someone is straight, gay or bi. It throws me off!

I have drawn you a diagram. It's not my fault that it doesn't compute for you.

I just don't have the aversion for male anatomy most straight guys seem to have - that'll probably confuse you more.