Closet bisexual

[Skywalker786]

Dankie meneer.

Because that is how the world works! That is how we stay organised! Otherwise how are you going to know what is in the coffee can? Thats right, a label. How else are you going to know that the green liquid in the bottle is dishwasher liquid? Thats right? A label. Labels makes the world safe and comfy and tells us if something is safe to swallow or not.

Ockie you need to get laid, and I mean get laid SOON

I am gonna print a label for you that says Die ding will genaai word.

OK Skywalker runs and hides away

 

[Skywalker786]

not only does missey have an overly sensitized clitoris at the moment, but also appears to be somewhat menopausal

OH boy you just enjoying this aren't you....

 

[Ockie]

not only does missey have an overly sensitized clitoris at the moment, but also appears to be somewhat menopausal

Oh dont you worry....my gonads are still pumping out lots of juice.

 

[Skywalker786]

Oh dont you worry....my gonads are still pumping out lots of juice.

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad bad bad bad bad bad visions

 

[joncoh101]

I could not resist hehe

Hahaha, awesome reference, I was wondering if that was little britain coming out there

 

[Ockie]

I have drawn you a diagram. It's not my fault that it doesn't compute for you.

I just don't have the aversion for male anatomy most straight guys seem to have - that'll probably confuse you more.

Ok, so lets say a guy comes up to you right now that you think is attractive and he tells you he wants to give you a blow job.

1. Would you allow him to give you one?
2. Would you return the favour and give him one?
3. Are you ok with kissing a man?

 

[Nick333]

Ok, so lets say a guy comes up to you right now that you think is attractive and he tells you he wants to give you a blow job.

1. Would you allow him to give you one?
2. Would you return the favour and give him one?
3. Are you ok with kissing a man?

1. Yes
2. He'd probably warrant a handy.
3. Probably

 

[Ockie]

1. Yes
2. He'd probably warrant a handy.
3. Probably

Ok...so you will let a guy suck you....but not suck a guy ...but you are ok woth kissing him. I need some time tp process this information

 

[Ockie]

@ nick. Would you do anal or would that be beyond your comfort zone.

 

[Nick333]

@ nick. Would you do anal or would that be beyond your comfort zone.

Nah.

 

[Ockie]

Nah.

Thanks for entertaining my questions Nick. Find guys like you interesting.

 

[Zewp]

Who cares what Nick will do with a guy. When can I hit him with my red crocodile skin handbag?

 

[Nick333]

Who cares what Nick will do with a guy. When can I hit him with my red crocodile skin handbag?

Tonight... in your fecking dreams.

 

[Ockie]

Who cares what Nick will do with a guy. When can I hit him with my red crocodile skin handbag?

I thought it made it perfectly clear after grant showed his bergie tendancies. No handbags allowed due to possibility of hiding bludn objects in it to cause bodily trauma. Only rubber dildos allowed.

 

[Grant]

1. Yes
2. He'd probably warrant a handy.
3. Probably

 

[Strangelove]

I'm guessing this is the gay TK?

A statement that any person who identifies as being bisexual either has or either will encounter at some point or another is that bisexuals are extremely promiscuous and/or are very unreliable because of it. Homosexual seem to be especially prone to perpetuating this train of thought, seeing as I've heard it from them the most often so far. And then they act as if they're the exact opposite of promiscuous on top of that.

Well I call BS.

Out of all the homosexual people I've met, at least 80% of them have tried to sleep with me within the first few days of knowing meeting, with the overwhelming majority attempting it within the first few hours of meeting.

So no, identifying as bisexual does not automatically mean you're a promiscuous sex freak. In fact, drawing from my own experience alone, the evidence actually points to homosexual guys being more promiscuous. So next time someone wants to tell me my sexual orientation means I'm very promiscuous, don't ask me whether I want to engage in casual sex shortly afterwards. I'm not that kind of person and I might just refer you to a clinic that does check-ups for STIs.

Pics or GTFO!

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Is that Emma Watson? From where?

 

[Nick333]

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Yeah? Every male over the age 13 likes the look and feel of at least one hard cock in his hand. Do you think touching someone else's will give me the gay?

 

[Nick333]

Wait. Zewpette is bi?

 

[Ockie]

Wait. Zewpette is bi?

ROFL @ Zewpette.

OMG ..... I am going to tinkle!!!!

/runs to toilet

 

[Nick333]

ROFL @ Zewpette.

OMG ..... I am going to tinkle!!!!

/runs to toilet

Sounds like the hormone replacement's kicking in. When's the surgery.