Closet bisexual

[Ockie]

Sounds like the hormone replacement's kicking in. When's the surgery.

No....just three cans of beer coursing through my poor kidneys.

Guess you not into golden showers from a guy then either ey? hehehe

 

[Nick333]

No....just three cans of beer coursing through my poor kidneys.

Guess you not into golden showers from a guy then either ey? hehehe

Norra ***.

 

[Zewp]

Wait. Zewpette is bi?

Nope, just a very common lie many gay guys tell when they first start coming out. I thought it would make it easier for people to accept that I **** guys if they think I **** girls too.

The last time I tried to have sex with a girl I couldn't keep it up long enough to actually stick it in. She was not very impressed.

Although in my defence, I was quite drunk.

 

[mister]

Wait. Zewpette is bi?

name change approved!

 

[Nick333]

Nope, just a very common lie many gay guys tell when they first start coming out. I thought it would make it easier for people to accept that I **** guys if they think I **** girls too.

The last time I tried to have sex with a girl I couldn't keep it up long enough to actually stick it in. She was not very impressed.

Although in my defence, I was quite drunk.

I see where you were coming from..

 

[Nick333]

Pity. You got a whole lot more interesting to me for a minute there.

 

[MickeyD]

The last time I tried to have sex with a girl I couldn't keep it up long enough to actually stick it in. She was not very impressed.

Although in my defence, I was quite drunk.

 

[Ockie]

Nope, just a very common lie many gay guys tell when they first start coming out. I thought it would make it easier for people to accept that I **** guys if they think I **** girls too.

The last time I tried to have sex with a girl I couldn't keep it up long enough to actually stick it in. She was not very impressed.

Although in my defence, I was quite drunk.

Did you have to go for counseling? The psychological damage it must have done to you knowing you have to stick your tollie into that thing! I dont think I would have been able to recover from that.

 

[EMAM]

Did you have to go for counseling? The psychological damage it must have done to you knowing you have to stick your tollie into that thing! I dont think I would have been able to recover from that.

Yes, "that thing" is vile and disgusting, if you say so......
Just remember that, if it wasn't for "that thing", you wouldn't be around today!
Imagine us "straights" had to say something like that about gay men???? Oh, how we would be lambasted!

and there's a smiley for you for good measure!

 

[bwana]

oh, the brothers, andrew & brian (Locnville) do pop around - they are natives of the city, but spend time back & forth from usa - their uncle's grandfather was charlie chaplin (their surname is also chaplin).

Genealogy... not really your thing?

 

[Ockie]

Yes, "that thing" is vile and disgusting, if you say so......
Just remember that, if it wasn't for "that thing", you wouldn't be around today!
Imagine us "straights" had to say something like that about gay men???? Oh, how we would be lambasted!

and there's a smiley for you for good measure!

Well someone is in a mood today.

 

[EMAM]

Well someone is in a mood today.

Not at all......quite the contrary......
Just think where my statement comes from

 

[Ockie]

Not at all......quite the contrary......
Just think where my statement comes from

It was a joke made from a gay mans perspective on the scariness of a vagina. Had nothing to do with breast cancer or mastectomy's or anything even remotely in that line. If you are instead referring to Ant_Man being gay, well, the fact that you have two beautiful children with him pretty much tells me that you have no grounds to feel sensitive about him not liking your vagina.

 

[Ockie]

Over 16 000 views. I think the others were right. I think we just witnessed the birth of TGay. lol

 

[padjakkels]

Over 16 000 views. I think the others were right. I think we just witnessed the birth of TGay. lol

Why would so many people be interested in this thread? Or are everyone curious

 

[Ockie]

Why would so many people be interested in this thread? Or are everyone curious

Because who does not like talking a lot of k@k to pass the day!?

 

[padjakkels]

Because who does not like talking a lot of k@k to pass the day!?

This is very serious business!!! Even dates, fights, gender equality, sexual advise, etc. came from this thread!

 

[Ockie]

Hairy bear pic of the day.

 

[padjakkels]

Hairy bear pic of the day.

I raise you one...

 

[TofuMofu]

Omg...shtap

Here's Ockie in his workshop: