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Someone's missing porn hub
You will have a stroke (pun intended) if you see my wife
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Someone's missing porn hub
How long has she been on porn hub?
eepyware on XSooo. Apparently.
Cloudflares outage was caused by a single oversized configuration file used for bots and threat related blocks.
The file which auto generates from live threat intel, grew far beyond expected size. When the system reloaded it during routine opss, the bot management service crashed, triggering 500 errors across the global CDN.
Surprisingly, it apparently was not a DNS issue (color me surprised).
Just one config file that got too big and took down the interwebs for hrs.
The file which auto generates from live threat intel, grew far beyond expected size. When the system reloaded it during routine opss, the bot management service crashed, triggering 500 errors across the global CDN.
IF Cloudflare is broken, then what do you have to lose? Would it be acceptable to your clients to just do nothing and blame Cloudflare?Bro disabling proxying, WTF!? It's exactly because of what clients are willing to pay us for that we don't have the amount of resources to handle the bulk of rouge internet requests, bots, DDOS attacks that we resort to Cloudflare in the first place. I handle many high-profile sites and they all use CF for some sort of bot and DDOS protection. I asked what you would recommended in the place of CF for redundancy but you don't seem to comprehend why people would resort to CF in the first place. Facepalm.

Just as I Googled pornhub two octopus one guyOK - who broke Cloudflare again?
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The above error message comes up when I tried accessing the following websites just now:
www.downdetector.co.za
www.takealot.com
www.windowslatest.com
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My shopify website returns a 500 Internal Server ErrorHere we go again....