Colgate USB-teeth scanners?

[SkyLukeWater]

Anyone know where I can find one of those Colgate teeth-scanners you see on the Colgate Total-12 advert?
You know, the ad where that lady lets a scientist scan her teeth with a hand-held bacteria detector...

 

[Fudzy]

You sure that's real?

 

[MickeyD]

You sure that's real?

Must be or else it is false advertising... pardon the pun!


/also saw the advert earlier

 

[D3x!]

Lol

 

[Lycanthrope]

Anyone know where I can find one of those Colgate teeth-scanners you see on the Colgate Total-12 advert?
You know, the ad where that lady lets a scientist scan her teeth with a hand-held bacteria detector...

While we're at it, anyone know where I can get a TARDIS?

 

[gifs]

You get a table you can chew which turns any plague on your teeth blue/purple.

Orthodontists usually have them.

 

[copacetic]

You get a table you can chew which turns any plague on your teeth blue/purple.

Orthodontists usually have them.

Isn't that a bit unhygienic?

 

[Lycanthrope]

Isn't that a bit unhygienic?

I'd imagine that with plague in your teeth, hygiene would be a concern best left until after your emergency room visit

 

[copacetic]

I'd imagine that with plague in your teeth, hygiene would be a concern best left until after your emergency room visit

Ha! Lol, I didn't even notice the plague, I was distracted by the gooey table at the orthodontist's office.

 

[ld13]

You get a table you can chew which turns any plague on your teeth blue/purple.
Orthodontists usually have them.

I think you mean tablet?

 

[MickeyD]

You get a table you can chew which turns any plague on your teeth blue/purple.
Orthodontists usually have them.

Your teeth carry the plague?

Damn, you must be a walking biological weapon!!

 

[creeper]

Anyone know where I can find one of those Colgate teeth-scanners you see on the Colgate Total-12 advert?
You know, the ad where that lady lets a scientist scan her teeth with a hand-held bacteria detector...

Yes. Buy a barcode scanner and put a picture of teeth with blue marks on it as a background on your computer.

 

[luxe]

Hey guys,

I watched that movie " The Fly" last night.
Does anyone know where i can get one of those teleporter pods?

 

[gifs]

You get a table you can chew which turns any plague on your teeth blue/purple.

Orthodontists usually have them.

Ok, so let me try again:

You get a tablet you can chew which turns any plaque on your teeth blue/purple.

Orthodontists usually have them.

 

[AstroTurf]

While you are at the Hollywood shop pick me up a light saber won't you?

 

[Lupus]

I also wouldn't mind a computer that is able to magnify and enhance any picture with the touch of a button... Or the camera that can take the pics with such a phenomenal resolution you can zoom into the mirror across the road and get the guys face.

 

[AstroTurf]

I also wouldn't mind a computer that is able to magnify and enhance any picture with the touch of a button... Or the camera that can take the pics with such a phenomenal resolution you can zoom into the mirror across the road and get the guys face.

the one that fits in your top pocket no doubt?

Make that 2 please.

 

[MickeyD]

the one that fits in your top pocket no doubt?
Make that 2 please.

I want the one that is built into your spectacle frames - can zoom in on a nipple stand from a mile away!

 

[AstroTurf]

I want the one that is built into your spectacle frames - can zoom in on a nipple stand from a mile away!

With predator vision

 

[MickeyD]

With predator vision

will be scary if those boobs are silicone based!!!