No I just love cooking, worked in a kitchen when I was a student and never stopped liking it after that.
Basic recipe is like sn3rd said, just to add some detail:
4 egg yolks (get fresh, this really influences the taste)
2½ cups (single) cream, again as fresh as you can get
3 dessert spoons castor sugar (roughly 35ml)
vanilla pod
extra castor sugar for topping
Score the vanilla pod lengthwise with a sharp knife. Chuck this in a pot with the cream. You can use the knife to remove some seeds from the pod, stir the seeds into the cream to enhance the flavour. Heat the pot on your lowest possible setting (must never boil).
In a separate container gently mix the sugar and yolks. A lot of people will tell you to make sure that it doesn't foam, this is unimportant as you can scoop the foam off later.
When the cream is just above body temp, pour it through a sieve and mix it well with the yolk and sugar mixture.
Scoop the foam off, pour the mix into ramekins, leave about 1cm at the top.
Put the ramekins in a dish, fill the dish with boiling water up to the level of the custard.
Stick this in an oven set to 140ÂşC, leave for approx 30 - 40mins (test after 30 mins by gently shaking a ramekin, if the centre wobbles but the sides seem firm then it is done, if the whole thing wobbles keep going for another few minutes and test again).
Chill (overnight is good). If you've had onions / garlic / raw meat / similar in your fridge, cover the ramekins with glad wrap first
Just before serving, sprinkle a light layer of castor sugar over the top. Caramelise with a blowtorch, taking care not to burn it (move the torch continuously, keep it far away, be patient)
Eat. At least one person should go "yussus man!"
Serves about 4, depends on the ramekin size