Crystal Web (NEW ISP) ADSL Feedback

[ToxicBunny]

Paul is the CEO of Crystal Web? I wasn't even aware we had a CEO. This is epic news. I'm putting in my leave application now. Do you have an email address I need to send it to? Like [email protected] or something?

Leave request denied..

You didn't fill it in in triplicate with the blood of your great-great-great grandfather as the seal.

 

[Paul Hjul]

For the love of God, please don't send any mails to that address. Unless you want a lifetime subscription to faggscandance.com

even if white?

[video=youtube;N9qYF9DZPdw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw[/video]

 

[Crystal Web]

Leave request denied..

You didn't fill it in in triplicate with the blood of your great-great-great grandfather as the seal.

Lick it.

I sure did. Metal content is low on account of degradation of the biological samples used.

 

[ToxicBunny]

Lick it.

I sure did.

Did you submit it in the requisite time frame to the relevant subcommittee?

 

[Crystal Web]

Did you submit it in the requisite time frame to the relevant subcommittee?

Yes, and delivered by horse-drawn carriage as per all contractual obligations. HR needs a wake-up call.

 

[ToxicBunny]

Yes, and delivered by horse-drawn carriage as per all contractual obligations. HR needs a wake-up call.

We will need to raise this with the relevant HR oversight body.

If HR are not following codified policy we may have an issue.

 

[snail112]

Block the fanbois

Block it like a boss

 

[snail112]

How you know I have a beard?

/looks over shoulder in a paranoid way

Time to use black sticky tape over the web cam.

 

[Sinbad]

This post routed to you via a working Mikrotik


Oh and how's this for a laugh
I powercycled the modem. ADSL connection didn't drop...

 

[ToxicBunny]

Nifty...

Hopefully I can make the time to move my ADSL line this weekend, then I will run everything through the Mikrotik....

 

[Dolby]

I'm very happy - signed up earlier

8.7 down and 900 up / 19 ping (JHB)
4.0 down and 830 up / 175 ping (International)

 

[Dolby]

*hides iPhone and iPad and AppleTV*

What?!

You're one of them?

And I liked you, Toxic

 

[slvR]

Apple stream is maxing my poor line

 

[Gboss]

Apple stream is maxing my poor line

You should feel ashamed. Now turn off that router and go say 12 hail mary's and we'll consider forgiving you

/heads off to watch the show http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/

/fark Applelive stream only supported on Safari or OSX v10 or later farking fruit salesmen

 

[Paul Hjul]

Don't block Apple please. I'm keen to see how Apple spins off a 4.7inch screen as being cutting edge when every other manufacturer has moved on to 5inch or bigger.

PS: My bet is besides the size you won't be able to tell an iPhone 4/5/5s/5c/6/6L apart...

I can assure you there will be no blocking of Apple on this network

I will not be fielding a call from my mother complaining that she can't watch

 

[Paul Hjul]

We are aware of technical issues relating to the Apple stream. Unfortunately the matter is outside of our realm of network control and we are unable to make contact with the relevant parties who appear to be unable to accept communication not originating on Apple's messaging service.

 

[Crystal Web]

/offers to donate a server to Apple
/offers to donate a few gigs as well

Charity work - another thing we do.

 

[ToxicBunny]

What?!

You're one of them?

And I liked you, Toxic

Nah... iPhone is broken, appletv has been replaced. . And iPad was hijacked. .. blerry wimminz

 

[Gboss]

We are aware of technical issues relating to the Apple stream. Unfortunately the matter is outside of our realm of network control and we are unable to make contact with the relevant parties who appear to be unable to accept communication not originating on Apple's messaging service.

So sad the apple show is having "technical issues" *wink wink nudge nudge

 

[Necuno]

/offers to donate a server to Apple
/offers to donate a few gigs as well

Charity work - another thing we do.

// Accepts offering
// blesses child