Rouxenator
Dank meme lord
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/26/after_the_dell_settlement/
Feels kinda good to go "Told you so!" 
Dell began to see the Intel rebates as a financial instrument - to top-up its balance sheet. The arrangements were disguised on the balance sheet, while Dell maintained a "Strat Fund" - what the SEC calls a "cookie jar", that it could dip into at will. Equally Intel prized Dell exclusivity so highly, it was losing its grip on reality.