Discovery Bank

Discovery CEO: You can get free shares in Discovery Bank by depositing money with it – if you are black
Me: My name may be Karel , but I identify as black. I have proof from a DNA lab that there is African blood in my DNA
Discovery CEO: No sir, your skin must be black
Me: So no albinos then either?
Discover CEO: uhhhh... eish
 
Have they given "Black" the broad (Indian, Coloured, African) definition or the narrow (only African) one?
 
backstreetboy said:
Wow you are good.
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Dafuq dude. You make an accusation so I'd like to know. Unlike you I'm not a fanboy of any of these financial institutions so if one of them I've got money invested with is lying time I'd damn sure want to know.

But by the looks of it: just more horse ****.
 
I got a holding email saying they are still fine tuning things...

Isn't the rollout meant to be March?
 
Was? Does the email mention they gonna miss that?
 
Business Day article today: "The bank will begin migrating Discovery card holders onto the platform from March."
 
amabacha said:
Business Day article today: "The bank will begin migrating Discovery card holders onto the platform from March."
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My current card expires at the end of April. I got an email about two weeks ago to say that they will be sending their new one in March
 
L-Dog said:
Heard on 702 last night they are launching the 25th of March,
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I wonder if waiting Discovery Card holders will get any benefits for remaining with the bank or if there will be sign-up benefits for new members only.

(I want free stuff )
 
This pretty much confirms the 25th
 

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