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Humberto

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I fitted an e-tag to my car, but it isn't beeping when I drive through gantries. Is there something wrong with the e-tag or is it that the gantries aren't operational yet?
 
You fitted it wrong. You are supposed to lube it up with vaseline and then insert it into your anus, in order to smooth the way for the ANC and Sanral to rape you more easily.
 
Fuma said:
Share some pls.
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/shares popcorn with Fuma

Sinbad said:
You fitted it wrong. You are supposed to lube it up with vaseline and then insert it into your anus, in order to smooth the way for the ANC and Sanral to rape you more easily.
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you forgot to mention that he should be sure that the orientation is sideways when inserting
 
D3x! said:
/shares popcorn with Fuma



you forgot to mention that he should be sure that the orientation is sideways when inserting
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Bonus discount if you skip the vaseline
 
D3x! said:
even better is after applying said vaseline to drop it into some coarse beach sand before insertion
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Dip it in habanero sauce instead of vaseline?
 
Humberto said:
I fitted an e-tag to my car, but it isn't beeping when I drive through gantries. Is there something wrong with the e-tag or is it that the gantries aren't operational yet?
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Dude you're gonna get plenty of stick for admitting this, but in any event... I got no idea of how it works and if/ when it's supposed to beep, but accorind to the Sanral site they're gonna go live end of April.
 
We need to make having an e-tag be about as embarrassing as being a Justine Beiber fan.
 
toll roads going live on 1 April...


Happy April Fool!!!!
 
Humberto said:
I fitted an e-tag to my car, but it isn't beeping when I drive through gantries. Is there something wrong with the e-tag or is it that the gantries aren't operational yet?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
 
Humberto said:
I fitted an e-tag to my car, but it isn't beeping when I drive through gantries. Is there something wrong with me or is there something wrong with me?
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FTFY

Hi Humberto,


  • In time, it is absolutely vital to put the pain behind you and move forward with your life and love. Otherwise, you are giving away your power to the people who hurt you.
  • Sometimes the relationship you need to rescue is the one with yourself. Moving past a breakup is about you, not your ex.
  • Don't start thinking about being friends right away — if ever. You have to be your own friend first.
  • Grief is a process to go through, not a destination in which to wallow. In a process, you keep putting one foot in front of the other, and each little step is part of your healing.
  • Define your real intentions. Are you trying to move past the breakup, or are you hoping to get back with your ex? You won't move on until you've accepted that the relationship is over.
  • Be careful about the language you use. When you use catastrophic terms like "nightmare," "terrible," and "horrible," you're bound to spend time dwelling on the negative. Focus on what you can do.
  • Sometimes you can't get over being hurt until you know you've been heard. Give yourself permission to express your anger and sadness.
  • Don't embarrass yourself or put yourself in a situation where you'll look back and feel humiliated. Driving past your ex's house, making dozens of phone calls or e-mailing non-stop is no way to let go of the past or come out with your head high.
  • Learn to trust again. Whenever you get involved in a relationship, you know there's a risk. Don't let a bad experience keep you from living your life to the fullest. You can go through life suspicious, or loving and laughing.

In the future please speak to a registered professional before making such drastic decisions, and remember Failure is no accident.
 
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