Farm Attacks

do you guys really expect people/families to enter buildings like coordinated tactical teams wherever they go?
 
access said:
do you guys really expect people/families to enter buildings like coordinated tactical teams wherever they go?
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Sadly it what is required. My wife really wants to buy a game farm and i keep telling her there is no way in hell i am living like i am about to be drawn into firefight. Because that is what it takes.
 
crocopede said:
Sadly it what is required. My wife really wants to buy a game farm and i keep telling her there is no way in hell i am living like i am about to be drawn into firefight. Because that is what it takes.
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need a moat and a drawbridge around your home
 
Rajah said:
I call you Alice when you act like a snowflake, otherwise I just ignore you. And yes, it's progressively becoming worse. I don't see any way out of this criminal hellhole as things are now.
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Except I am no snowflake, you need a better insult.
 
crocopede said:
Sadly it what is required. My wife really wants to buy a game farm and i keep telling her there is no way in hell i am living like i am about to be drawn into firefight. Because that is what it takes.
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Lion farming works well for that. Very well in fact - I have a friend who can vouch for it (actually, yes, really :laugh:) Zero incidents

Unfortunately there's a tad of a stigma to it, no matter how ethical the operation ...
 
Sollie said:
Lion farming works well for that. Very well in fact - I have a friend who can vouch for it (actually, yes, really :laugh:) Zero incidents

Unfortunately there's a tad of a stigma to it, no matter how ethical the operation ...
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let me guess. his name is koos? :p
 
access said:
let me guess. his name is koos? :p
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:ROFL:

No, actually dinkum. While the mature lions are laid back, it's the youngsters making kuk that end up being the good watchdogs; If it runs, game on. If it makes a noise, game on. Big overgrown, playful kitty cats. But lethal!
 
Sollie said:
:ROFL:

No, actually dinkum. While the mature lions are laid back, it's the youngsters making kuk that end up being the good watchdogs; If it runs, game on. If it makes a noise, game on. Big overgrown, playful kitty cats. But lethal!
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Until your own lions chow you, which happened recently in Limpopo.

Also, wtf is kuk? Kak my vriend. Flip die social media slang stront.
 
|tera| said:
Until your own lions chow you, which happened recently in Limpopo.

Also, wtf is kuk? Kak my vriend. Flip die social media slang stront.
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Rule #1. Wild animals aren't pets. No bonding.

Ek dag die dit sal **** veroorsaak ;)
 
Sollie said:
Rule #1. Wild animals aren't pets. No bonding.

Ek dag die dit sal **** veroorsaak ;)
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Kak isn't censored here :p

Lions do work however. As you said, not to be treated as pets.
I saw a guy doing it properly.
Lions are set loose at night.
They return to their cages for chow in the morning. Takes manpower to do it though.
 
|tera| said:
Kak isn't censored here :p

Lions do work however. As you said, not to be treated as pets.
I saw a guy doing it properly.
Lions are set loose at night.
They return to their cages for chow in the morning. Takes manpower to do it though.
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With our dumb laws, when a trespasser gets killed, then the po po rock up and charge the owner.
 
Sollie said:
Lion farming works well for that. Very well in fact - I have a friend who can vouch for it (actually, yes, really ) Zero incidents

Unfortunately there's a tad of a stigma to it, no matter how ethical the operation ...
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I spoke to a crocodile farmer the other day and surprising they also have problems with stock theft.
 
Kola_CT said:
Handbags, shoes, belts and crocodile teeth necklaces are a thing...
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Some crazy folk chow them too.
I've never ate anything like a croc, giraffe or other exotic meat.
I'll eat Kudu and warthog etc.

I remember a restaurant close to Kruger gate offered chow like this.
Not my scene though. Don't know if the place still exists.
 
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