Favourite movie quotes

First Man at Auto Shop: Here's where the infant's head went through the wind-shield. Three points.

Man #2 at Auto Shop: The teenagers braces are still wrapped around the backseat ashtray. Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

First Man at Auto Shop: The driver must have been huge, see where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? Very modern art.
[they laugh]
 
Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
 
Narrator: He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[the Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]

Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...

Tyler Durden: [snickers] Go ahead. Tell 'em.

Narrator: ...you get the idea.
 
Narrator: And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
 
Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvee is?

Narrator: It's a comforter...

Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvee is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?

Narrator: ...Consumers?

Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
 
Narrator: [while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
 
[the narrator pulls a loose tooth out of his mouth]
Narrator: ****.

Tyler Durden: Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
 
[about attending support groups for diseases she doesn't have]
Marla Singer: It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
 
Narrator: Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME!

[voice-over]
Narrator: I'd like to thank the Academy...
 
Two of the better movie qoutes I know both from The History Boys.

Mrs. Lintott: Durham was very good for history. It's where I had my first pizza. Other things too, of course, but it's the pizza that stands out.

and

[Posner has confessed to Irwin that he thinks he is homosexual and in love with Dakin]
Posner: Do you ever look at your life?
Tom Irwin: I thought everybody did.
Posner: I'm a Jew... I'm small... I'm homosexual... and I live in Sheffield.
[pause]
Posner: I'm ****ed.
 
One of my latest favourites was in "Iron Man" and thanx to IMDB I can quote correctly:

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [after Stark's one night stand with Christine] I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go.
Christine Everheart: You must be the famous Pepper Potts.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [smiles and nods] Indeed I am.
Christine Everheart: After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?
 
licence to wed

"ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from smoking on this flight but you may light up whatever you want once we land in jamaica"
 
Favourite Movie Quotes?

"Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

[Wendy gasps]

Jack Torrance: Gonna bash 'em right the fsck in! ha ha ha"
 
<Samuel L> "the absence of evidence is no the evidence of absence"

One of my favourite speeches in a movie is still this one:

"My name is maximus decimius morrideus ... commander of the army of the north ... general of the felix legions. Follower of the true emperor, Marcus Aurilius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife...and mark my words, I will have my vengeance ... in this life or the next"

... and just about every line ever spoken by Steve Buscemi. :D
 
William: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

William: Yes, I’ve heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were
here he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts
of lightning from his arse.

William:
I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny.

You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are.

What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight against that? No, we will run, and we will live.

William: Aye, fight and you may die, run and you’ll live. At least a while.
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to
trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one
chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom?!

Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)

(The Scots cheer “Alba gu bra” repeatedly)
 
Voicysaurous said:
"My name is maximus decimius morrideus ... commander of the army of the north ... general of the felix legions. Follower of the true emperor, Marcus Aurilius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife...and mark my words, I will have my vengeance ... in this life or the next"
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Classic line from a classic movie! Nice one! :D
 
blunomore said:
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." — Marlon Brando in The Godfather
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If you consider a million dollars in cash merely finance... te salud Don Corleone. - Al Lettieri (Sollozzo)

....just like that line!
 
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