Favourite movie quotes

Mystery Men:

"Redeyes...Redeyes...

Didn't expect to see you again so...............spoon!"
 
Gothan said:
From the movie Semi-Pro:

Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
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Hahaha I so flashed back and replayed that part in my head... What a legend!!! ;):D:)
 
Last night I watched Bruce Almighty. That part in the diner where he was about to ask for a spoon and it comes out of his mouth - priceless :D
 
I love the Braveheart ones what a movie!!!!!

Donkey " Can I stay with youuuuu?"
Shrek " No!"
Donkey " Can I stay with Youuuuu Please?"
 
Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
 
Galaxy quest:

Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, the throat, his vulnerable spots!

Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
 
Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...

ali g:cool::D
 
Cool Runnings

Daurice : " Sanca you dead ? "
Sanca : " Ya man"

:D
 
Maybe we should turn this into a game, someone provides a quote and we need to guess the movie?
 
All right, poosy, *****, *****! Come on in ***** lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing ***** in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of *****, this is a ***** blow out! All right, we got white *****, black *****, Spanish *****, yellow *****, we got hot *****, cold *****, we got wet *****, we got
[sniffs]
smelly *****, we got hairy *****, bloody *****, we got snappin' *****, we got silk *****, velvet *****, Naugahyde *****, we even got horse *****, dog *****, chicken *****! Come on, you want *****, come on in, ***** lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, ***** lovers!

Attention ***** shoppers! Take advantage of our penny ***** sale! If you buy one piece of ***** at the regular price, you get another piece of ***** of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat ***** for a penny! If you can find cheaper ***** anywhere else, fsck it!
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If you don't know this one... :eek: :p :D

Legend: ***** = Poosy :D
 
Shut your ****ing face, uncle ****er
You´re a cocksucking, ass-liking, uncle ****er
You´re an uncle ****er, yes it´s true
Nobody ****s uncles just like you

Shut your ficking face, uncle ****er
You´re the one that ****s your uncle uncle ****er
You don´t even sleep or mow the lawm
You **** your uncle all day long

(what´s going on in here?)

Shut you´re ****ing face, uncle ****er
You´re a boner bitting bastard, uncle ****er
You´re an uncle ****er, i must say
You ****ed your uncle yesterday!

Uncle ****er, that´s u-n-c-l-e, **** you!
Uncle ****er!

Suck my balls!
 
On the day of his execution as the Pastor was reading a very to him Marv replied," Hey Hey Hey, get it over and done with I don't have a whole night!

Scene from Sin City
 
Several from Snatch:

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me."

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of ****ing peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Turkish: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour.

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in that.
 
From Se7en

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.

John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!

David Mills: Murderers?

John Doe: A woman...

David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?

John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this ****ty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
 
Se7en, again

William Somerset: I just don't think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue.

David Mills: You're no different. You're no better.

William Somerset: I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work.
 
You guessed it, Se7en

Dr. Beardsley: He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to.
 
Do I love Se7en, or what?

John Doe: Realize detective, the only reason that I'm here right now is that I wanted to be.

David Mills: No, no, we would have got you eventually.

John Doe: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap? Tell me, what was the indisputable evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air?

David Mills: I seem to remember us knocking on your door.

John Doe: Oh, that's right. And I seem to remember breaking your face.
 
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