Favourite movie quotes

Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!
 
Also from Snatch - "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!"

:D
 
Snatch, once again.

Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

Avi: [To his aide ‘Rosebud’] You gotta toothbrush? I’m goin’ to London. [Into phone] You hear that, Doug? I’m comin’ to London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: Yeah, London. Bad food, worse weather, Mary fLlcking Poppins, London.

or something like that
 
Avi: So what should I call you, "Bullet"? "Tooth"?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
 
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What you mean, ‘Look in the dog’?
Avi: I mean, open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a ****ing tin of baked beans! What do you mean ‘open him up’?!
 
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

- Verbal, The Usual Suspects
 
I have a few of my favorites

Back to the Future Trilogy :
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

Marty McFly: Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Young Doc: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future.
Young Doc: Great Scott!
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And from Ghostbusters :

Winston Zeddemore: Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"

Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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"Do, or do not. There is no try"
(guess!)

and

"WHY.SO.SERIOUS!"
(guess again)
 
Seems we have a few Snatch fans. :D

One more before I stop:

Avi: Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?
Tony: Coz he dodges bullits Avi!

*Looks forward to watching the DVD later.*
 
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.
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The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
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The Joker: See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder…and dynamite…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!
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The Joker: It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair.
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The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can’t savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
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[Regarding him as a planner] I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things.
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How ’bout a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the table standing upright] I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. [Gambol's henchman tries to attack him; in one swift motion he slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket; the man falls over dead] Taa-daa! It’s…ah, it’s gone.
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I loved Heath Ledger as the Joker in TDK :D
 
fight club
Narrator: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. "

Marla Singer: "My G**. I haven't been f****d like that since grade school. "

Tyler Durden: "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*****g khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

& the rest of fight club
 
Thank you for smoking

Nick Naylor: Right there, looking into Joey's eyes, it all came back in a rush. Why I do what I do. Defending the defenseless, protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger, the sweatshop foreman, the oil driller, the land mine developer, the baby seal poacher...
 
Jabberwocky said:
fight club
Narrator: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. "

Marla Singer: "My G**. I haven't been f****d like that since grade school. "

Tyler Durden: "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*****g khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

& the rest of fight club
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:D
 
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