So the general consensus is that their biggest concerns are traffic, weather, disease and some show on Hallmark called "Law and Order".
Well:
Traffic: if that's a major concern to you, then solve your accommodation concerns at the same time and just sleep at the fscking stadium. Really now - you're clutching at straws if this is a worry.
Weather: it's winter now and I'm sitting around in shorts and a thin, long sleeve shirt. And the weather concerns are coming from people who suggest that Europe is in a better position to host the event. Yes, because playing in 3 feet of snow, being pelted by incessant rain is the way football should be played. Not in glorious sunshine - wake up FIFA.
Disease: well oh unenlightened ones, I see you have come up with a solution all on your own - vaccine. Well I'm afraid to say there is no vaccine for stupidity, otherwise your parents would have had you vaccinated at birth. Unfortunately for you, ignorance is also not a disease, well not one your local GP can vaccinate for - so I guess you're all stuffed then. I think they're all just a little upset that they're going to have to wear a dome when they dip into the African chocolate pool. What a schlep.
Law and Order: This show is on Hallmark (which we receive via DSTV in SA) every weeknight at 19:00, so you can put this problem to bed now. Alternatively, just bring your DVD box sets. If it's the crime you're worried about, then just do us all a favour, and don't buy your drugs (which you're all evidently taking) whilst on foot in Hillbrow - this is not a good idea.
I'd like to suggest to you all that you rather do some research regarding our country, it's infrastructure, weather and people before placing your feet firmly between your teeth again. For football editors, you're obviously not altogether clued up on the game. And a special message to Mr Mohammed Awaad (the Arabic editor) - whatever **** you're smoking in that shisha - it's working...
