Good Pickuplines?

[prod]

Or the uniquely South African - "Calm down, let's not turn this rape into a murder."

Jissis where do you hang out?

 

[SHL]

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

 

[SAguy]

If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?

 

[RiaX]

The best line is hello/hi

 

[dualmeister]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

 

[kimkfan]

are you a chicken farmer? cause you raise my cock

 

[SHL]

Are you sitting on an F5 key? Coz that ass is refreshing.

 

[etienne_marais]

I am banned from NCA on MyBB

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Jissis where do you hang out?

Bill Cosby's house.

 

[TofuMofu]

Are you a gun holster, because I want to put my Glock in you

 

[Akasha]

Him: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Me: I don't know, how much?
Him: Just enough to break the ice

We've been together for 6.5 years now

 

[SAguy]

Are you a gun holster, because I want to put my Glock in you

wait til she finds out you shoot blanks

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Is your name Liz Truss? Cause I wanna give you a weak pound.

 

[SAguy]

Is your name Liz Truss? Cause I wanna give you a weak pound.

jesus that's funny

 

[rh1]

Him: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Me: I don't know, how much?
Him: Just enough to break the ice

We've been together for 6.5 years now

I always thought corny pick up lines did not work. Good for him (and you).

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

I always thought corny pick up lines did not work. Good for him (and you).

Not all girls are smart

 

[Neuk_]

Walks up to woman who looks a little lonely, whispers in her ear, 'I know I'm not the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to...'

 

[RunningFromFat]

Just got this from a mate:

"I'm no weatherman but you can expect 2 inches tonight!"

 

[Alexander the Straight]

Any African/ black pick up lines?... Based on what I've seen, they must the best.

 

[ShaunSA]

The best line is hello/hi bye bye

You've been watching way too many Indian soaps