Graeme Smith to divorce

Can't marry an Irish singer and expect it to last.

There's only so much yoddling a man can take.
 
Replay said:
why can't people divorce before they have kids ffs? :mad:
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Because people have the retarded logic that kids will fix a broken relationship...which it never does.

It's like those people going on the 20th survive having watched the previous 19 and still don't know they have to make fire on the first ****ing night.
 
Ouch. The main reason he resigned last year was to spend more time with his new family. To keep it from falling apart.
 
SauRoNZA said:
Because people have the retarded logic that kids will fix a broken relationship...which it never does.
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Maybe in some cases but from what I see most divorces happen when the kids are 2-4 years old because having a kid is a huge strain on relationships. Suddenly the focus of the relatioships shift from each other and onto the kids.Modern women start feeling unappreciated because it isn't about them anymore. The sex dries up which causes the husbands to start looking elsewhere.

Even if people stay together for the kids they still need to fall in love with each other again or they will just divorce later.

Tl;dr version. It appears you need more than a big cock to keep an Irish folk singer happy.
 
I don't see the problem with Katy Perry without makeup, looks just fine to me.

But I suspect that's her clone anyway, she looks worse than that without makeup.

She's marriage material though, the type of girl who will keep you entertained for years.
 
OrbitalDawn said:
Well, according to the latest rumours he's the one suing for divorce.
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Rumours man...rumours.

Could there be some legal technicality where he is doing her a favour by filing for divorce to keep things amicable (or the opposite where she lets him be the bad guy in return for keeping a secret that could ruin his career).
 
Stokstert said:
The problem is the Irish folk singer can't handle his big "boeretool". :p
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Kilgore_Trout_Redux said:
Nah, you got it wrong. He has too much sout on his piel to call it a boeretool.
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Stokstert said:
Ok, point taken.....oversize soutriem it is then.
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Hamster said:
Rumours man...rumours.

Could there be some legal technicality where he is doing her a favour by filing for divorce to keep things amicable (or the opposite where she lets him be the bad guy in return for keeping a secret that could ruin his career).
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Crazy folk in these parts!
 
ZCFOutkast said:
Crazy folk in these parts!
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It is a pretty sad topic if you think about it so we make dick jokes instead. It's how us white people roll.

AfricanTech said:
Sad really, I quite liked biff - he had moxy
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I never could forgive him for forcing Lance Klusener out of the side when he became captain so he could turn the Proteas into his own little tree house club of Superfriends. I still remember the World Cup Klusener almost won single handedly while the rest of the team were diving for the bookies.
 
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