I guess we just have different standards then, or play different games. My brother was looking for a reasonably priced card a few months ago and bought a sealed Gigabyte GTX 760 for R2.5k on Carbonite. Now that's good value.
Ja dude if it's below your standards it doesn't mean the card is crap.
@OP have you considered buying it second hand? There are plenty of good deals on carbonite, many times with warranties still intact.