Help Me!

Do you wake up with morning erections?
If so I think that stress is ruining u down there bud. Maybe try drink some absinth, raises libido and maybe being a bit tipsy will take the pressure off. Although self medicating is usually not the answer.
How old are you if I may ask?
 
Pffwhaaaaahahahahahaha...

NO, after all these posts/threads with news24....I've come to the conclusion he/she has to be a very normal, however, bored person, purely taking the piss on mybb. The essence of trolling.

I just can't believe that its all true, there's just no way.

/walks away shaking his head and muttering 'no way...'
 
Dear News24,

You have made some choices in life that most of us can't help but laugh at. You will have to accept that laughter as a side effect due to your choices.


You say there's no E_D problems if your prostate gets stroked..... why not ask your GF to stroke it when you want to have sex? Or buy a toy for you (remember to buy her one too, so you can play together).

Ask a few of the gay gents here to recommend good gentlemen's toys.

your problem is serious as it has been started most likely due to stress & now you add to those stresses by stressing about not being a man & not being able to get an errection at will. You are not the only one. There should be therapists or head doctors out there that specialises in this.
 
sub standard. Was hoping to be kept busy for most of the day, but sadly, like N24's erection, this wont keep anyone entertained very long.
 
Ahhhhh, news24. We missed you...

Seriously, I wonder why the actual News24 company haven't tried to have you killed yet, coz damn dude, you are rubbing their name in ****.
 
Dude, I feel sorry for you if this is for real.
Everybody has issues some time in their lives and psychiatric help is there to help a person deal with those issues.
Find a psychiatrist or a therapists in you area or ask your GP to recommend one.
Most of your issues seem to be mental and a trained professional will be able to help.

All the best to you and I hope you get your problems sorted out. ( If all what you said is true)
 
Cialis is a 72 hour pill ... so wtf would he recommend you take it daily?
 
xrapidx said:
Cialis is a 72 hour pill ... so wtf would he recommend you take it daily?
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That’s for the naughty weekend away:D. For guys with the type of ED problem that’s being discussed, there is a 2.5mg -5mg daily dose. However I’ve found that with patients I’ve seen, the meds aren’t enough. You need extensive therapy since the problem is 99.9% mental.
 
The_Librarian said:
Keep it clean please.
OP seems to have a genuine problem. No funny or off-color jokes.
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Please, his track record speak for itself - and with news24, nothings ever kept clean.

[sarcasm]I mean, if you spent a lot of time on here you'd do the same! :P [/sarcasm]
 
is this for real? i'm starting to think there are no more normal people in this world.

to new24..........have you ever taken a step back for a second and thought that you may have some serious problems and what you are doing is NOT normal in everyday life or in a normal person's life.

and with that i will take it that this thread is just a friggin joke. stop trying to take the mickey out of the people on this forum who ARE normal and who don't live their lives according to what they see on television like you do i.e. soap operas.
 
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