Hiding Alcohol brreath/Drinking virginity

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Derp So I`m going to start drinking but my family is ultra religious and dont want me to drink
Eat beeches? Smoke perhaps?
And how can I make it home without them noticing I`m drunk?
And how does vodka/tequila and other alcoholic beverages work in terms of drunk/hangover ness
I` am not a big man (65kg 1.8m Tall)
does alcohol tolerance depend on the individual?
also is alcohol like virginity? will it alter my biochemistry and make me superman?:D
 
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Its not as cool as it sounds. Alcohol is toxic to the human body

Alcohol is attracted to cell membranes, and it concentrates there. When it reaches nerve cell membranes, the alcohol can change the function of nerve cells and thus affect behavior.

So its like eating or drinking poison basically you feel poisoned but in this case you don't die(unless you drink enough to actually die, its more common than you think)

Nothing magical about it, its just basically a legal toxic drink.

Alcohol is used in many things around you for example some antifreeze(you know the stuff you put in a car) can be 50% alcohol. You'll probably die if you drink it.
Solvents like paint removers etc contains alcohol, you'll die if you drink it.
Ag so many things contain alcohol and most will kill you if you drink it.

Luckily we also make alcoholic drinks that contain just enough not to kill you.

Lastly just so you know: Alcohol is associated with an increased risk of a number of cancers
The International Agency for Research on Cancer of the World Health Organization has classified alcohol as a Group 1 carcinogen. In the same group as Asbestos or Neutron radiation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IARC_Group_1_carcinogens

So even if your family wasn't religious clearly they're not stupid

Just btw I drink alcohol mostly beer so i'm telling you these things not because I don't want you to drink alcohol, just understand what you're dealing with. You wouldn't want to use a gun without the knowledge that it kills things you shoot at. So at least if you didn't know now you know what alcohol is about.
 
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Vegeta said:
Its not as cool as it sounds. Alcohol is toxic to the human body

Alcohol is attracted to cell membranes, and it concentrates there. When it reaches nerve cell membranes, the alcohol can change the function of nerve cells and thus affect behavior.

So its like eating or drinking poison basically you feel poisoned but in this case you don't die(unless you drink enough to actually die, its more common than you think)

Nothing magical about it, its just basically a legal toxic drink.
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Booooo!!! :D

OP what Vegeta is actually saying is don't drink so much that you die. That is all.
 
I dont want to pass out in the street.What if I wake up next to a thai whore :erm:
or Get raped or robbed or shot :erm:
Its probably going to be a once off social gathering thing

Neutron radiation :erm: I dont want to die of radiation poisioning
How many Rads can I drink before I die of radiation poisoning? :(
 
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Alcohol starts out awesome, makes you feel tipsy and cool, you can then progress and get a bit more drunk which can still be pretty cool. After that you can progress even further, here's where it starts getting odd, it can either be cool if you are wasted and so are other people or it can be horrible if you feel sick or pass out etc. Also what is horrible is the day afterwards where you feel self loathing and depression and possibly nostalgia all at once for no apparent reason.

Just remember to drink a lot of water. If you want to avoid having bad physical problems the next day, literally drink liters of water before you go to sleep.

Of course this is only if you get quite drink. If you haven't drunk before and you are tall and skinny, maybe take it slow. I get drunk very easily, depending on factors such as when I have eaten etc.
 
Vegeta said:
Alcohol is used in many things around you for example some antifreeze(you know the stuff you put in a car) can be 50% alcohol. You'll probably die if you drink it.
Solvents like paint removers etc contains alcohol, you'll die if you drink it.
Ag so many things contain alcohol and most will kill you if you drink it.

Luckily we also make alcoholic drinks that contain just enough not to kill you.
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Yeah except you dont die because of the alcohol in those liquids, its the other toxins they contain that will kill you.
 
Vegeta said:
I agree with you. I just posted the facts in case any kids stumble upon this thread
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Cha :cry: I thought myBB helps those in need.I thought I`d ask first before I die of alcohol poisoning or get arrested

Pooky said:
I think you are just trolling though.
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Goodmorning My question is serious. I fully intend to drink alcohol in the future though not enough to die
Perhaps it is late and the meds for my calf are making me feel funny
I think I`l give a rational answer in the morning
goodnight

Pooky said:
Alcohol starts out awesome, makes you feel tipsy and cool, you can then progress and get a bit more drunk which can still be pretty cool. After that you can progress even further, here's where it starts getting odd, it can either be cool if you are wasted and so are other people or it can be horrible if you feel sick or pass out etc. Also what is horrible is the day afterwards where you feel self loathing and depression and possibly nostalgia all at once for no apparent reason.

Just remember to drink a lot of water. If you want to avoid having bad physical problems the next day, literally drink liters of water before you go to sleep.

Of course this is only if you get quite drink. If you haven't drunk before and you are tall and skinny, maybe take it slow. I get drunk very easily, depending on factors such as when I have eaten etc.
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Yeah I think I`l take it light and see how I feel.
I`m prone to depression and suicide so perhaps alcohol isn`t a good idea
Ohwell the only reason young people are young is so they can be stupid :D
What if I share all my dark secrets :erm: I`l be institutionalized :erm:

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Yeah except you dont die because of the alcohol in those liquids, its the other toxins they contain that will kill you.
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Peanut butter contains carcinogens I think I`l live after a few drinks
 
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I have a friend who drinks RedBull and Vodka. At some point, when he feels that he's had enough but still wants to "look cool" with the rest of the drunk idiots, he starts ordering only the Redbull. The energy drink part helps him keep awake/keep his wits, and the smell of RedBull is strong enough not to let most people realise that it is only RedBull. Also, vodka is clear, so you can't see if he has it in his drink or not. The flavour of RedBull and Vodka is also pretty nice - but it is an expensive drink.

I have no idea if this would be enough to fool your family.

That being said, don't over-romanticize alcohol. It can be the road to many bigger problems. A few drinks here and there is great and part of life (and I don't think a family who shuns away from alcohol has the correct idea) but going out JUST TO GET DRUNK is pretty stupid IMHO.
 
ebendl said:
That being said, don't over-romanticize alcohol. It can be the road to many bigger problems. A few drinks here and there is great and part of life (and I don't think a family who shuns away from alcohol has the correct idea) but going out JUST TO GET DRUNK is pretty stupid IMHO.
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Its like a forbidden fruit :D
It`l be a social thingy so its not only to get drunk though that would be one of the highlights of my night :D
Provided I dont die
 
Unhappy438 said:
Yeah except you dont die because of the alcohol in those liquids, its the other toxins they contain that will kill you.
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Not in all cases in most cases the alcohol will kill you. I'm not a scientist but I know alcohol comes in many forms:

Methanol
Ethanol
Isopropyl alcohol
Butyl alcohol
etc etc etc
And most of them will kill you in fact all of them will kill you in high concentration
But Ethanol in low concentration you'll survive.

Again I'm no scientist please please don't take what I say as any sort of science you might die.
 
Vegeta said:
Not in all cases in most cases the alcohol will kill you. I'm not a scientist but I know alcohol comes in many forms:

Methanol
Ethanol
Isopropyl alcohol
Butyl alcohol
etc etc etc
And most of them will kill you in fact all of them will kill you in high concentration
But Ethanol in low concentration you'll survive.

Again I'm no scientist please please don't take what I say as any sort of science you might die.
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Yeah and you find Ethanol in your beverages so i would classify the rest as "other toxins".
 
Unhappy438 said:
Yeah and you find Ethanol in your beverages so i would classify the rest as "other toxins".
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So what you're saying is that Ethanol is a toxin and the other alcohols are "other toxins"
If that floats your boat i'm cool with it.

The fact that its in a beverage doesn't make it any less toxic
 
Vegeta said:
So what you're saying is that Ethanol is a toxin and the other alcohols are "other toxins"
If that floats your boat i'm cool with it.

The fact that its in a beverage doesn't make it any less toxic
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Kinda , what i was trying to say its pointless listing off stuff that can kill you because it has alcohol in it, when the stuff that's doing the killing isn't contained in your alcoholic beverage. Otherwise yes alcohol is toxic if you drink it excessively , the key is moderation and it can benefit your health if you stick to the recommended usage.
 
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