Hiding Alcohol brreath/Drinking virginity

[MickeyD]

You do NOT have to drink too be happy.

If you are feeling "left out" then order non-alcoholic drink such as lime 'n soda.

See here for other ideas: http://mybestcocktails.com/non-alcoholic-cocktails.php

 

[wrathex]

Will you be drinking at public places ?
How are you going to travel home ?
Or are you aiming in becoming a reckless driver too ?



Drinking some wine with a meal is fine.
Drinking some beer at a braai is fine.
Drinking to get drunk makes for a skunk.

Shooters are gonna killzz you... don't do it

 

[D3nz]

also is alcohol like virginity? will it alter my biochemistry and make me superman?

No, but have too much, and it will make you think you're Superman...which will make for much embarrassment the next day when friends will remind you of your drunken shena****ns. Do yourself a favour and don't drink to get drunk. As MickeyD says you don't need alcohol to be happy or have fun. If you must drink to feel more social, have something light

Oh yeah, and beechies doesn't work

 

[Bona Botse]

Is there anything that you can consume too much of that won't kill you?

 

[kripstoe]

Is there anything that you can consume too much of that won't kill you?

Life

 

[poffle]

Is there anything that you can consume too much of that won't kill you?

weed.

 

[satanboy]

Vodka + Red Bull
Vodka + Orange Juice

 

[Azbubu]

Beechies? in 2012? Whaaaaat? Beechie, please!

 

[D3nz]

Beechies? in 2012? Whaaaaat? Beechie, please!

meh... at least I said beechies...nukefission was going on about beeches

 

[Azbubu]

meh... at least I said beechies...nukefission was going on about beeches

When I first read "eat beeches" I thought he meant cunnilingus till I read your post and realised he meant Beechies.

 

[D3nz]

When I first read "eat beeches" I thought he meant cunnilingus till I read your post and realised he meant Beechies.

your mind....no words

 

[ShaunSA]

When I first read "eat beeches" I thought he meant cunnilingus till I read your post and realised he meant Beechies.

If he has fishy breath no-ones going to smell any alcohol on him

 

[Pooky]

mybb derailing squad has entered

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Beechies? in 2012? Whaaaaat? Beechie, please!

meh... at least I said beechies...nukefission was going on about beeches

When I first read "eat beeches" I thought he meant cunnilingus till I read your post and realised he meant Beechies.

Whoops.... :wtf:
You know beeches like the bubblegum
One of my relatives will be picking me up I fully indent to not drive while drinking alcohol
It`l start out with wine stuff which might degenerate into beer and shooters Though I might skip shooters for the sake of not getting busted

 

[AstroTurf]

Derp So I`m going to start drinking but my family is ultra religious and dont want me to drink
Eat beeches? Smoke perhaps?
And how can I make it home without them noticing I`m drunk?
And how does vodka/tequila and other alcoholic beverages work in terms of drunk/hangover ness
I` am not a big man (65kg 1.8m Tall)
does alcohol tolerance depend on the individual?
also is alcohol like virginity? will it alter my biochemistry and make me superman?

Sleep over at a friend's house.

 

[Azbubu]

One of my relatives will be picking me up I fully indent to not drive while drinking alcohol

Because that's what will happen if you do.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Sleep over at a friend's house.

That would be them asking "ZOMG did you have an orgy??"
Oh and I dont really have friends

 

[AstroTurf]

Go camping, go away for a weekend, do something

 

[Azbubu]

Learn the ways of The AcidRazor. Let him teach you.

 

[Wikkels88]

In before OP makes a thread titled "I'm never drinking again, everything smells of vomit"