Hiding Alcohol brreath/Drinking virginity

If you're going to drink to get drunk, better make sure your friends don't paste pictures on Facebook and who knows where that might reach your parents.

Or your future employees, for that matter.
 
dendens said:
Did anyone tell him why he shouldn't mix his alcohol ?
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Nope? Is that like mixing diesel and petrol,Coffee and Tea,Apples and Oranges?
Maverick Jester said:
OP, you are the most awesomely neurotic person on MyBB...
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Soon I shall rival abzo the great :love:
Oh and I intend to drink to know what alcohol tastes like.
and perhaps get drunk and see the world through beer goggles.

Or die horribly of alcohol poisoning :D
Edit : This is all for science.
 
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Also, if you vomit at the 'social gathering' then I hope your mates kick the crap out of you.

So, let me just take this moment to make a PSA to all those people who regularly drink until they vomit. Fark you. It is not funny to see you vomiting all over the place. It pisses us off, because then you become nothing more than a burden as someone has to babysit you to ensure you don't drown in your own vomit. Half the time you are the reason why the party stops. The rest of us know our limits and we stick to them to ensure we don't start vomiting and become a burden to our friends.
 
Zewp said:
Also, if you vomit at the 'social gathering' then I hope your mates kick the crap out of you.

So, let me just take this moment to make a PSA to all those people who regularly drink until they vomit. Fark you. It is not funny to see you vomiting all over the place. It pisses us off, because then you become nothing more than a burden as someone has to babysit you to ensure you don't drown in your own vomit. Half the time you are the reason why the party stops. The rest of us know our limits and we stick to them to ensure we don't start vomiting and become a burden to our friends.
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Nah I`m already a burden :p
I wont get drunk.just a little tipsy maybe
I`l stop when I feel funny or See somebody I recognize :D
 
My advice would eb that certain things are better left untouched.. If I could go back to never having had anything to drink I'd do it.. I'd probably be 10kg lighter and would've been in the gym more - Now I just have a sign in my kitchen: "Our chef cooks with wine and occasionally adds it to the food"
 
zippy said:
Young and stupid
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Re83L said:
My advice would eb that certain things are better left untouched.. If I could go back to never having had anything to drink I'd do it.. I'd probably be 10kg lighter and would've been in the gym more - Now I just have a sign in my kitchen: "Our chef cooks with wine and occasionally adds it to the food"
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Perhaps...
I`m rethinking my choice.
I suspect I have an addictive personality and may turn into an alcoholic/druggie.
But drugs are a bad idea so I`m definitely staying away from them
 
Grab an onion on your way to the party. Then as you go back home munch on that. Your parents will never know.
 
nukefission said:
Perhaps...
I`m rethinking my choice.
I suspect I have an addictive personality and may turn into an alcoholic/druggie.
But drugs are a bad idea so I`m definitely staying away from them
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Might as well stay away from the alcohol as well if you have an addictive personality.
 
nukefission said:
Perhaps...
I`m rethinking my choice.
I suspect I have an addictive personality and may turn into an alcoholic/druggie.
But drugs are a bad idea so I`m definitely staying away from them
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Bleh, addictive personality... Never bought that idea.

But seriously- if you are having doubts over doing it, don't. I think that you want to do it more to rebel against your parents repudiation of it, than to actually experience it. You seem to be making more excuses than adjudging advice, which kind of goes with what I am saying...
 
now that you got all the advice about alcohol, i'm gonna pass on the most important alcohol related advice.

if you are at the bar, the pretty girls are taken up early and that leaves the homely ones at closing. pretty ones are more of challenge, the homely ones you usually regret the next day.

so the advice is, start early, but if you strike out, don't worry...that's others ;)
 
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