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Hiding Alcohol brreath/Drinking virginity
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TheMightyQuin
Not amused...
Why can`t I learn from you?
I`l let you know how it goes
though
Most if not everyone on here will tell you they had bad experiences with alcohol the first time round, your body build up a tolerance against it over time, if it’s your first time drinking, your body will immediately recognise it as a poison, and drinking just the slightest bit too much will make you puke, and not the normal "puke and get it over with type" the type that makes you sleep next to the toilet and try and squeeze fluid out of your stomach long after its empty already, good luck
spirits are flippen strong to get drunk on though , especially 1st time, yes it doesnt smell but there is a 90% chance you will vomit.
I vote ciders & Beers, except beers make you smell like a brothel
I vote ciders & Beers, except beers make you smell like a brothel
DerpiesFreud
Expert Member
I suspect you are like the bully who told me to eat sand because 'its magic and tasty'
Most if not everyone on here will tell you they had bad experiences with alcohol the first time round, your body build up a tolerance against it over time, if it’s your first time drinking, your body will immediately recognise it as a poison, and drinking just the slightest bit too much will make you puke, and not the normal "puke and get it over with type" the type that makes you sleep next to the toilet and try and squeeze fluid out of your stomach long after its empty already, good luck
Nooooooooooospirits are flippen strong to get drunk on though , especially 1st time, yes it doesnt smell but there is a 90% chance you will vomit.
I vote ciders & Beers, except beers make you smell like a brothel
How about mild wine only? and lets say 2-3 glasses(I have no idea how to predict how many glasses I`m going to drink)
Also I`m asian does that mean my face will turn red?
I dont normally blush
Nerfherder
Honorary Master
Derp So I`m going to start drinking but my family is ultra religious and dont want me to drink
Eat beeches? Smoke perhaps?
And how can I make it home without them noticing I`m drunk?
And how does vodka/tequila and other alcoholic beverages work in terms of drunk/hangover ness
I` am not a big man (65kg 1.8m Tall)
does alcohol tolerance depend on the individual?
also is alcohol like virginity? will it alter my biochemistry and make me superman?
I grew up in the same kind of environment. The bottom line is that your parents will miss most of the signs of being drunk/high because they are not familiar with it.
So that pretty much means you are on your own in terms of looking after your self. You need to make sure you can control what you are doing and the state that you get into.
You need to learn what is normal and what is not normal... and what is abuse. Every one else grew up with parents who had a beer at lunch or some wine with dinner they know what is normal.
Take it easy... one drink at a time.
Don't drink things just to get drunk, don't drink things you don't like... don't drink something because its hardcore or strong.
Enjoy !
But this is the problem with alcohol though, you'll feel fine one second and think "I can handle another couple of drinks" and then next moment it hits you, when it comes to quantity vs quantity wine has way more alchohol in then beer and ciders, maybe stick to 2-3 Smirnof spins, brutal fruit, red square energy's
DerpiesFreud
Expert Member
What about decaffinated wine?
Brutal fruit looks nice and tasty.
I think I have to take my ID right? just in case
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4126/5192221149_9558ae40b1.jpg
And yeah take your ID, in case you die, would be easier to identify you if you have a ID on you
TheMightyQuin
Not amused...
"...decaffinated wine?..." Are you for real. Is that nearly the same as non-alcoholic coffee? Please look carefully at the picture of you after only 1 glass of wine, below:
Um, ya brutal fruit is a proper slet sappie, very very easy to dop.
I would go with Brutal Fruits, Storms, Spins, Hunters dry, Savanna etc.
Pick 1 or 2 ciders and stick with them, mixing drinks are bad mmmmmmmkay
Yes take ID.
Earthtree
Senior Member
"Drink vodka - difficult to smell it on a persons breath" - That is utter bs.
Your breath smells like VODKA.
Trust me i am an alki...
Your breath smells like VODKA.
Trust me i am an alki...
Yeah but you can't smell it from a distance, you'll have to get all up in someones face to smell it, whereas if someone were to drink red heart rum you'll smell them from accross the room, if you're not drinking yourself
Booooo!!!
OP what Vegeta is actually saying is don't drink so much that you die. That is all.
Do not drink more beer than 10% of your body weight. No more than 1-2% of hard liq
Rule of thumb.DerpiesFreud
Expert Member
Great 1.3kg of hard liquor and 6.4kg of light alcoholDo not drink more beer than 10% of your body weight. No more than 1-2% of hard liq
Though I need to take a leak every 1.5L
MickeyD
RIP
If you are insistent on breaking your duck, then stick to a single type of drink for the evening.
Do not mix your drinks, i.e. if you go for a vodka based drink only drink that for the evening and do not try some rum, brandy, whiskey, etc.
Do not down ANY shooters.
When you feel you have had enough, STOP drinking and resist all attempts to force you to drink more.
Do not mix your drinks, i.e. if you go for a vodka based drink only drink that for the evening and do not try some rum, brandy, whiskey, etc.
Do not down ANY shooters.
When you feel you have had enough, STOP drinking and resist all attempts to force you to drink more.
I recommend drinking Black Label with a straw. Since you aren't drinker, I reckon 4 beers and you will be legless?? Depends on your body weight. Might need more if you are a bit of a tubby. Drink a strong beer out of a straw with get you pissed in a matter of minutes at minimal cost.
Used to do this in the army when we where only allowed 2 beers a night.
Used to do this in the army when we where only allowed 2 beers a night.
patrick
Expert Member
I can understand drinking, but drinking for the purpose of getting totally drunk is beyond me. Why start??