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Afraid you'll accident chop your dick off when chopping onions?I'm already doing the washing and cleaning. If I make food I'll turn into a woman for sure.
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Afraid you'll accident chop your dick off when chopping onions?I'm already doing the washing and cleaning. If I make food I'll turn into a woman for sure.
lol hahahaha... hahahahaAfraid you'll accident chop your dick off when chopping onions?

You have to be a bag of pricksWho wants to be like Gordon Ramsay?
I can do like 7 dishes really well .... and those remove panties so I'm thereabouts methinks![]()
Take notes/journal your cooking?I have no imagination or creativity when it comes to making food. My memory also does not allow me to remember past learning experiencesI will gladly help prepare the food on instruction. Chop, peel, this, that and all the other bits and bobs. But to stand there and create a meal stresses me out.
I can braai, roast in the weber, etc. I can do salads and some vegetables that can be microwaved or roasted in my weber gas braai. Beyond this, well, I burn water![]()
You should be so luckyI'm already doing the washing and cleaning. If I make food I'll turn into a woman for sure.
Probably sounded best in your head. To vote... Yeah that sure The Measuring TapeNowadays, if you cannot cook anything edible, you shouldn't be allowed to vote or assume any responsibility whatsoever. You can find detailed instructions with pictures for just about any recipe in the world. You can find YouTube videos where they literally show you step by step.
Sure, in the past where all you got was a set of badly written instructions, you actually had to know how to cook. But nowadays there is no excuse.
