How'd you meet your current SO?

She lived next door and would occasionally come tell stories about her latest sexual conquests. After a while I thought to myself why can't I be one of those poor life decisions? We have been together for a few months and she regularly regrets knowing me.
 
CorrieV2.0 said:
She lived next door and would occasionally come tell stories about her latest sexual conquests. After a while I thought to myself why can't I be one of those poor life decisions? We have been together for a few months and she regularly regrets knowing me.
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So romantic...
 
My late wife was the nanny for one of my clients.
Figured out which days she worked and then made sure I would only be available then.

First time we met it was about 20:00, she was in the kitchen (I came down to get a drink) and I gave her a massive fright.
(Big house with guards outside - she thought she was alone)

Got chatting, a few days later asked her out and we were inseparable for 20 happy years :-)
 
OCP said:
My late wife was the nanny for one of my clients.
Figured out which days she worked and then made sure I would only be available then.

First time we met it was about 20:00, she was in the kitchen (I came down to get a drink) and I gave her a massive fright.
(Big house with guards outside - she thought she was alone)

Got chatting, a few days later asked her out and we were inseparable for 20 happy years :-)
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Sounds like the plot of a rom-com :D
 
MickeyD said:
I allegedly stood her up at a college dance, which I told my mates I could not attend at least a month in advance.

Then a brief glimpse while watching an ODI on TV when they tried to introduce me again... told them to wait until the over was up - she overheard it and buggered off.

Finally met her at my mate's birthday party about a month later and we clicked! That was about 29 years ago...
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Quality - Know your Priorities!
 
Met my SO in high school, std 9(1998), just changed schools and was the new kid so all the young ones were hungry for the "new blood" :D. i remember the first time i saw her, i told my mate, she gonna be mine, we ended up being in the same class together and my mate introduced me to her, it was like they were plotting to hook us up from even before i got there... anyways, asked her out after a few weeks(inbetween all the flirting) and she said yes and we are together now for almost 19 years. will be married now for 11 years on saturday...
 
I.am.Sam said:
should write a book

such good love stories
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Bastid, only see your reply now. How'd you meet your wife?
"Sam, wake up and go clean yo ass, today we're going to visit some people, if you hurry up, I'll get you a present"
/Sam jumps up like a madman
/Sam and his pita arrive at the other family's house
Sam's father: congratulations, this is your new wife and that red GTI outside, its yours.
Sam:"Fsck yeah, a new ride!!!"

:D
 
YingYang said:
Bastid, only see your reply now. How'd you meet your wife?
"Sam, wake up and go clean yo ass, today we're going to visit some people, if you hurry up, I'll get you a present"
/Sam jumps up like a madman
/Sam and his pita arrive at the other family's house
Sam's father: congratulations, this is your new wife and that red skedonk outside, its yours.
Sam:"Fsck yeah, a new ride!!!"

:D
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I fixed the one part you got wrong :D
 
In my village, i saw this hot woman walking to the river to collect water. .

I hid in the bushes, whacked her on the head with my club and dragged her by the hair to my cave. That was 8 years ago. She hasn't escaped yet, so I must be doing something right
 
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