I cannot get my thing up!

The man can't get it up, and the general opinion is "it must be the woman".

Likewise, when a woman is "not in the mood", the problem lies with the man.

That must be some strange men :D I mean any woman can make any man stand up for attention very quickly. I don't agree that it's the woman's fault.

I think there is something else he's not telling us
 
yup, the only time i dont is when its been a heavy night on some sort of drug

even heavy alcohol i wake up with a stiffy

your testosterone is at its highest in the morning as far as i know, hense your stiffy :)

No it's because you have a Pee the size of a Gala swiming pool :D
 
The man can't get it up, and the general opinion is "it must be the woman".

Likewise, when a woman is "not in the mood", the problem lies with the man.

I think the majority of us are of the opinion that we dont have enough experience to comment on (or are too embarrassed) and therefore make snide remarks as usual.

But I dont think anyone can argue with the fact that he should seek medical advice. As should women who are "not in the mood" damnit! :p
 
yup, the only time i dont is when its been a heavy night on some sort of drug

even heavy alcohol i wake up with a stiffy

your testosterone is at its highest in the morning as far as i know, hense your stiffy :)

There is nothing you won't share with us is there

Maybe Sly just prefers beef to chicken.

ROFL

:D
 
I think the majority of us are of the opinion that we dont have enough experience to comment on (or are too embarrassed) and therefore make snide remarks as usual.

But I dont think anyone can argue with the fact that he should seek medical advice. As should women who are "not in the mood" damnit! :p

That's it, just let it out...
 
I think the majority of us are of the opinion that it is nothing that we dont have enough experience to comment on (or are too embarrassed) and therefore make snide remarks as usual.

But I dont think anyone can argue with the fact that he should seek medical advice. As should women who are "not in the mood" damnit! :p

I tend to make snide remarks because, well, this is NOT something you post on a broadband forum. I mean, really, now.
Google or ask a doctor.
 
why would you get a stiffy if you need to pee? :)

the most annoying thing in the morning in jumpin up and down and trying to relax yourself so you can release that gala swimming pool into the toilet and not in your face :p
 
why would you get a stiffy if you need to pee? :)

the most annoying thing in the morning in jumpin up and down and trying to relax yourself so you can release that gala swimming pool into the toilet and not in your face :p

Just think of Oprah Winfrey
 
why would you get a stiffy if you need to pee? :)

the most annoying thing in the morning in jumpin up and down and trying to relax yourself so you can release that gala swimming pool into the toilet and not in your face :p

AFAIK

Once it is erect, it prevents the pee from getting out. Thus no bed wetting. How true this is I have no idea, but try and pee with a stiffy :eek:
 
why would you get a stiffy if you need to pee? :)

the most annoying thing in the morning in jumpin up and down and trying to relax yourself so you can release that gala swimming pool into the toilet and not in your face :p

Try standing up when you pee then...;):p
 
haha

seems your spot on pitbull, i thought it was because a mans testosterone levels peaked in the morning

no more water after 9 for me :)
 
haha

seems your spot on pitbull, i thought it was because a mans testosterone levels peaked in the morning

no more water after 9 for me :)

But you need some kido's for this also. My Testo is alot higher in the morning, I'm rather Horny when I wake up next to my wife :D
 
Sly21C, Seriously.. go see a doctor man. At your age you shouldn't be having problems at all. However there are some serious medical problems that can cause things like this to happen. Tumers being the reason in some cases... Do you really want to take that chance?

I know this might seem wrong, but ever heard of the saying, procrastination is like masterbation.. It might seem great at first, but all your doing in the long run is screwing yourself...

Get it checked out but a doctor.. Nobody here will be able to give you any advice at all (and I"m not sure you would want it either)
 
I heard that the reaon for the Morning glory thing has somthing to do with getting your blood circulation around your body going in the morning when you wake up
 
Goto Mens Health Clinic, its what they do... you pay a once of conceltation fee, and if you need to go back its free.

If its an issue with you getting it up - you'll most probably find you'll only need to visit once.

If its an issue with you not getting turned on - you might find you need to go back depending on the medication.
 
From my side I'll say - go see a doctor.

Also, do mention to the doc any medication you're taking, be it flu, vitamins or the such.

'tis no laughing matter.
 
you pay a once of conceltation fee, and if you need to go back its free.

:eek:

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