I cannot get my thing up!

Maybeits your prostate. I heard that in old men if you can manipulates your prostate it can get you up. Maybe ask your girlfriend to try that? Maybe you just have a lazy johnson?
 
Sly21C said:
No Erection!

Hey guys!

I don't know if a similar thread was created or not. And I am actually embarrased to tell you guys this but I guess it's something that we have to talk about it.

I'm 23, my girlfriend and I started having sex 2 months ago, it was great at first and we didn't have problems up until a week ago as I couldn't get it up anymore. I think it could be stress but I'll have to go and see someone.

I've heard that herbs such as Guarana, Ginseng and Ginkgo Biloba are helpful as far as improving blood circulation and increasing one's libido, is this true?

Is going to mens clinic international and asking for their advice the best option? Or is there something else that I can do?

Please help!!!

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My word....some of the stuff that goes around here... :eek:
Anyway, usually is stress or a health related issue.
 
Prankst3r said:
First off I would just like to say that I feel that Men's Health Clinic is a big scam! I've had the same problem before and i was k@k scared. Went to men's health, paid them 200-odd bucks for consultation. Then they prick (scuse the pun) u with some mild medication that supposed to get it up, but doesnt...do one more test and tell you that the arteries in your johnny are clogged and the medication they offer will cost you in the thousands, not to mention you have to keep it refigerated which sucks if you living with your parents...

Anyways, after I left the clinic, I was like, wait a minute! If my arteries are clogged, how is it that i'm able to get a perfectly normal erection in the morning and when watching porn? So i left it at that and continued on with my life. Since then I have never ever had a problem and came to the conclusion that it's all in my mind. Oh and I forgot to mention that they keep calling you every once in a while to find out if its working or not. Also whenever they have special offers. Its quite annoying.

Many of my friends have also had similar experiances and some men do go through it once in a while.

Next time u planning on getting on the job, clear your mind and relax your body. It works best. If you still having a problem after a good few months, try seeing a REAL doctor...

Good luck ;)
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Um...A friend of mine used to work for those scammers. He told me that their youngest patient was 19 :eek:
It's psychological for most young men and usually goes away when they stop thinking about it :D

BTW, v[size=+2]i[/size]agra makes it worse and costs money. Using it means your still thinking about IT.
 
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Prankst3r said:
First off I would just like to say that I feel that Men's Health Clinic is a big scam! I've had the same problem before and i was k@k scared. Went to men's health, paid them 200-odd bucks for consultation. Then they prick (scuse the pun) u with some mild medication that supposed to get it up, but doesnt...do one more test and tell you that the arteries in your johnny are clogged and the medication they offer will cost you in the thousands, not to mention you have to keep it refigerated which sucks if you living with your parents...

Anyways, after I left the clinic, I was like, wait a minute! If my arteries are clogged, how is it that i'm able to get a perfectly normal erection in the morning and when watching porn? So i left it at that and continued on with my life. Since then I have never ever had a problem and came to the conclusion that it's all in my mind. Oh and I forgot to mention that they keep calling you every once in a while to find out if its working or not. Also whenever they have special offers. Its quite annoying.

Many of my friends have also had similar experiances and some men do go through it once in a while.

Next time u planning on getting on the job, clear your mind and relax your body. It works best. If you still having a problem after a good few months, try seeing a REAL doctor...

Good luck ;)
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The injection is just an alternative to the pill... so you could've taken the pill instead which doesn't require refridgeration.

Also, they'd have to do a sonar to check if you're arteries are clogged.

If it was a scam - they'd charge you for re-visits, which they don't.
 
xrapidx said:
The injection is just an alternative to the pill... so you could've taken the pill instead which doesn't require refridgeration.

Also, they'd have to do a sonar to check if you're arteries are clogged.

If it was a scam - they'd charge you for re-visits, which they don't.
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Yeah they did do the sonar on me. The whole point of the visits is to get you to buy their medication which is bloody expensive. The thing is, lucky i never purchased anything coz i'm 100% fine now.
 
Prankst3r said:
Yeah they did do the sonar on me. The whole point of the visits is to get you to buy their medication which is bloody expensive. The thing is, lucky i never purchased anything coz i'm 100% fine now.
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Its not their medication - and if you were going there, you obviously needed it, hence the visit - why would you have went if you didn't need it? :confused:

If you went to your GP - he would also have given you the same medication for the same problem? :rolleyes:
 
xrapidx said:
Its not their medication - and if you were going there, you obviously needed it, hence the visit - why would you have went if you didn't need it? :confused:

If you went to your GP - he would also have given you the same medication for the same problem? :rolleyes:
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Doctors who prescribe meds gets "thanked" by the pharm companies.
 
haha my gf just sent me this when i showed her this thread : "men are like aeroplanes, the only reason they go down is coz of bad maintenance"

hahaha
 
well I woke up with a semi this morning and still walking around with it . Actually during lunch it was more than a semi but is currently still semi..ie. half mast. This happens a lot. Especially if I have like quirky dreams. Last night I dreamt of wildebeest. This morning SEMI...HELLOOOO!
 
I said what what, in the but...I said WHAT WHAT, in the but? let's do it in the but....okay

Don't you worry, I won't bite.....Not that hard..

Give it to me, ooch itcha, Give it to me, ooch itcha...
 
Keeper said:
I said what what, in the but...I said WHAT WHAT, in the but? let's do it in the but....okay

Don't you worry, I won't bite.....Not that hard..

Give it to me, ooch itcha, Give it to me, ooch itcha...
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Baby.
 
BTech said:
well I woke up with a semi this morning and still walking around with it . Actually during lunch it was more than a semi but is currently still semi..ie. half mast. This happens a lot. Especially if I have like quirky dreams. Last night I dreamt of wildebeest. This morning SEMI...HELLOOOO!
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Living so close to someone like this scares me a little. Could only imagine walking in fourways mall and seeing some dudes pistol pointing at him...
:sick:
:eek:

At least I would be able to say: "Hey, must be BTech"...

lol.
 
they stole a rhino horn from the museum here in cape town a few months ago imagine how much a human horn will cost. better be on the look out for guys with dart guns.
 
BTech said:
well I woke up with a semi this morning and still walking around with it . Actually during lunch it was more than a semi but is currently still semi..ie. half mast. This happens a lot. Especially if I have like quirky dreams. Last night I dreamt of wildebeest. This morning SEMI...HELLOOOO!
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I'm sorry but that is just the funniest thing I have ever read... ROFL

:eek::sick::eek: :D:D:D
 
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