Lady friend advice

Good.Fellow said:
All I want is to finally have some friends who are ladies. Nice chats and what not. Why is it so hard?
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Does your "wife" know that you want this?

There's a lovely lady on this forum called Blu, perhaps you could be friends.
 
Hamster said:
Serious business belongs over there ----------------> [boring corner OUTSIDE this thread]
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Your post was serious, considering you've spouted the same hogwash a number of times in previous (tediously drawn-out) threads...
 
Good.Fellow said:
All I want is to finally have some friends who are ladies. Nice chats and what not. Why is it so hard?
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abzo said:
Does your "wife" know that you want this?

There's a lovely lady on this forum called Blu, perhaps you could be friends.
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No, why should I tell her? I don't always tell her when I go grab a burger with the guys...
 
DJ... said:
Your post was serious, considering you've spouted the same hogwash a number of times in previous (tediously drawn-out) threads...
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/care

Go make a thread somewhere on the topic if you want to discuss it
 
Good.Fellow said:
Ok, so reread how to win friends and influence people?
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To be frank, people-skills aren't something that you'll get from a book - neither the 1st or second time around. It takes practice. Just strike up a conversation about whatever the hell you like, and if you get called into HR thereafter then you know you're doing it wrong...
 
Good.Fellow said:
Also what is the best conversation starters and conversation continuums that will keep these ladies liking me with out it getting complicated?
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There are a lot to talk about. Bra size, toys, fetishes, favorite position, shaven or not etc.
 
Crowley said:
There are a lot to talk about. Bra size, toys, fetishes, favorite position, shaven or not etc.
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This is a serious question. How to remain close friends with a lady without her getting the wrong idea and going cold on you after a while.
 
Good.Fellow said:
This is a serious question. How to remain close friends with a lady without her getting the wrong idea and going cold on you after a while.
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Seriously. Assuming you are not trolling us - introduce them to your wife then they will know you are off limits.
 
Hamster said:
Seriously. Assuming you are not trolling us - introduce them to your wife then they will know you are off limits.
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I always show the ladies my pics of the kids etcetera. And mention wife in positive tones....
 
Good.Fellow said:
I always show the ladies my pics of the kids etcetera. And mention wife in positive tones....
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That's just raising the bar in their little competition... if they're on the hunt it won't deter them!


EDIT: and it's you showing them proof of your fertility...

EDIT: ... and virility!
 
MickeyD said:
That's just raising the bar in their little competition... if they're on the hunt it won't deter them!


EDIT: and it's you showing them proof of your fertility...

EDIT: ... and virility!
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Well that's one way of looking at it :D
 
MickeyD said:
That's just raising the bar in their little competition... if they're on the hunt it won't deter them!


EDIT: and it's you showing them proof of your fertility...

EDIT: ... and virility!
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And if they are not on the hunt, like most?
 
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