Lady friend advice

[azbob]

All I want is to finally have some friends who are ladies. Nice chats and what not. Why is it so hard?

Does your "wife" know that you want this?

There's a lovely lady on this forum called Blu, perhaps you could be friends.

 

[DJ...]

Serious business belongs over there ----------------> [boring corner OUTSIDE this thread]

Your post was serious, considering you've spouted the same hogwash a number of times in previous (tediously drawn-out) threads...

 

[Hamster]

All I want is to finally have some friends who are ladies. Nice chats and what not. Why is it so hard?

 

[Good.Fellow]

Does your "wife" know that you want this?

There's a lovely lady on this forum called Blu, perhaps you could be friends.

No, why should I tell her? I don't always tell her when I go grab a burger with the guys...

 

[Hamster]

Your post was serious, considering you've spouted the same hogwash a number of times in previous (tediously drawn-out) threads...

/care

Go make a thread somewhere on the topic if you want to discuss it

 

[DJ...]

No, why should I tell her? I don't always tell her when I go grab a burger with the guys...

People skills. They don't change because the person on the receiving end of it has a vagina...

 

[Good.Fellow]

People skills. They don't change because the person on the receiving end of it has a vagina...

Ok, so reread how to win friends and influence people?

 

[azbob]

No, why should I tell her? I don't always tell her when I go grab a burger with the guys...

As long as you don't mind not knowing about her grabbing hot dogs with others guys...

 

[King_Anon]

So women generally can't resist you?

Lmao. That's what he's implying. *Nods head*

 

[DJ...]

Ok, so reread how to win friends and influence people?

To be frank, people-skills aren't something that you'll get from a book - neither the 1st or second time around. It takes practice. Just strike up a conversation about whatever the hell you like, and if you get called into HR thereafter then you know you're doing it wrong...

 

[Crowley]

Also what is the best conversation starters and conversation continuums that will keep these ladies liking me with out it getting complicated?

There are a lot to talk about. Bra size, toys, fetishes, favorite position, shaven or not etc.

 

[Good.Fellow]

There are a lot to talk about. Bra size, toys, fetishes, favorite position, shaven or not etc.

This is a serious question. How to remain close friends with a lady without her getting the wrong idea and going cold on you after a while.

 

[MickeyD]

Sometimes I feel they only want one thing. But I just want friendship, is that so hard?

All I want is to finally have some friends who are ladies. Nice chats and what not. Why is it so hard?

Stop thinking with your dick and treat the ladies as you would treat any of your other friends.

 

[Hamster]

This is a serious question. How to remain close friends with a lady without her getting the wrong idea and going cold on you after a while.

Seriously. Assuming you are not trolling us - introduce them to your wife then they will know you are off limits.

 

[WaxLyrical]

RAS

 

[Good.Fellow]

Seriously. Assuming you are not trolling us - introduce them to your wife then they will know you are off limits.

I always show the ladies my pics of the kids etcetera. And mention wife in positive tones....

 

[MickeyD]

I always show the ladies my pics of the kids etcetera. And mention wife in positive tones....

That's just raising the bar in their little competition... if they're on the hunt it won't deter them!


EDIT: and it's you showing them proof of your fertility...

EDIT: ... and virility!

 

[Hamster]

That's just raising the bar in their little competition... if they're on the hunt it won't deter them!


EDIT: and it's you showing them proof of your fertility...

EDIT: ... and virility!

Well that's one way of looking at it

 

[Good.Fellow]

That's just raising the bar in their little competition... if they're on the hunt it won't deter them!


EDIT: and it's you showing them proof of your fertility...

EDIT: ... and virility!

And if they are not on the hunt, like most?

 

[MickeyD]

And if they are not on the hunt, like most?

refer to post #33