Mexican donkey jailed for assault and battery

[mercurial]

A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said - "no matter who they are."

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LOL. This is possibly the weirdest story I've ever read. What an ass

 

[Telkomisaloser]

LOL

I hope the Donkey doesn't pick up the soap

 

[mercurial]

LOL

I hope the Donkey doesn't pick up the soap

Lol. What could happen? They couldn't possibly rape an ass? Oh wait, they can

 

[Keeper]

That donkey sure made an ass of himself....har har..

The fact of the matter is Birds spend their entire lives as prisoners.
(My "Free the birds" campaign)

 

[MeNeZ]

Mexican jail? That donkey is gonna come out Gangsta...Vatos Lokos esse`

 

[mercurial]

Mexican jail? That donkey is gonna come out Gangsta...Vatos Lokos esse`

ROFLMAO

 

[Ou grote]

LOL

I hope the Donkey doesn't pick up the soap

I wouldn't pick up the soap if the donkey was there.

 

[supersunbird]

That donkey sure made an ass of himself....har har..

The fact of the matter is Birds spend their entire lives as prisoners.
(My "Free the birds" campaign)

I'm going to go release both my Cockatiels right now and when they are dead in a few days time, will you be happy?

 

[lilGr]

Omg Lololololol!

 

[MeNeZ]

Gareth Cliff mentioned this one on the news this morning lol...maybe hes on these forums

 

[Telkomisaloser]

I wouldn't pick up the soap if the donkey was there.

 

[Devill]

Gareth Cliff mentioned this one on the news this morning lol...maybe hes on these forums

RAS RAS!!!