Movie Mini-Review Thread

[Madhawk]

Hot Pursuit (2015) - 5/10

 

[satanboy]

Graceland (2012)

A politicians driver tries to get his daughter back after a botched kidnapping.

Country: Philippines
Language: Tagalog

6/10

 

[satanboy]

Get Hard (2015)

When millionaire James King (Will Ferrell) is jailed for fraud and bound for San Quentin, he turns to Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart) to prep him to go behind bars.

I laughed so hard. 7/10

 

[DA-LION-619]

Get Hard (2015)



I laughed so hard. 7/10

It wasn't that funny for me at least.

 

[Hamster]

San Andreas (2015) 5.5/10

The Rock takes on a tsunami and wins . . . end of story!

How's that opening scene with that helicopter? Right from the start we know what type of movie it's going to be...

Then there is the massive fuel tank on the helicopter...

And don't forget that he uses state property for his own use. Fsck the other people that need rescuing

 

[biometrics]

Woman in Gold - 6.5/10

David vs Goliath kinda story.

 

[Madhawk]

Furious Seven (2015) - 3/10

 

[Azg]

Dark Places 4/10 -
Libby Day (Charlize Theron) was only seven years old when her family was brutally murdered in their rural Kansas farmhouse. Twenty-five years later, she agrees to revisit the crime and uncovers the wrenching truths that led up to that tragic night.

Almost 2hrs long, one of Charlize's worst movies.

 

[waynegohl]

Mission Impossible - very good

 

[FiestaST]

Mission Impossible - very good

You need to be more specific buddy:

Mission Impossible (1996)
Mission Impossible II (2000)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation (2015)
Mission Impossible 6 (2017)

Also your review actually needs some info on why you enjoyed it...

 

[FiestaST]

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) 4/10

If you thought the 1st installment was ****ty then this sequel will add to the mix that original is "best". Totally lame boring plot; Kevin James being Kevin James & the worst is that for a "comedy" the jokes are downright stupid. I really hope these movies stay dead & buried now.

 

[Zenbaas]

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) 4/10

If you thought the 1st installment was ****ty then this sequel will add to the mix that original is "best". Totally lame boring plot; Kevin James being Kevin James & the worst is that for a "comedy" the jokes are downright stupid. I really hope these movies stay dead & buried now.

It was shockingly terrible. I actually stopped watching after about 10 minutes in. Just couldn't force it any further.

 

[Ninja'd]

And don't forget that he uses state property for his own use. Fsck the other people that need rescuing

You go ahead and tell The Rock he can't use the helicopter.

 

[SeRpEnT]

Watched this one on DSTV last night together with the wife:

A Deadly Adoption - 2/10

A Tv movie (Hallmark?) starring Will Ferrel in a serious role (!!). Very boring and predictable with lots of plotholes and mediocre acting. Will Ferrel should stick to comedy. His eyes was "smiling" throughout. Its almost like he struggled to keep a serious face.

Only ok part about the movie is some eye-candy with Jessica Lowndes ( http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3422401280/nm2057726?ref_=nm_phs_md_2)

Edit:
A picture of Jessica Lowndes:


Hmmm...Maybe I should change my rating for this movie to 3/10?

 

[RazedInBlack]

How's that opening scene with that helicopter? Right from the start we know what type of movie it's going to be...

Then there is the massive fuel tank on the helicopter...

And don't forget that he uses state property for his own use. Fsck the other people that need rescuing

That opening scene. Jeez! Better than anything F&F could dredge up!

 

[RazedInBlack]

Watched this one on DSTV last night together with the wife:

A Deadly Adoption - 2/10

A Tv movie (Hallmark?) starring Will Ferrel in a serious role (!!). Very boring and predictable with lots of plotholes and mediocre acting. Will Ferrel should stick to comedy. His eyes was "smiling" throughout. Its almost like he struggled to keep a serious face.

Only ok part about the movie is some eye-candy with Jessica Lowndes ( http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3422401280/nm2057726?ref_=nm_phs_md_2)


Hmmm...Maybe I should change my rating for this movie to 3/10?

Watched it as well . . . 1/10

 

[WaxLyrical]

Horrible Bosses 2. 5/10. 1 or 2 laughs but feels forced.

Altered States. 7/10. Old but good sci fi. Has a very young Nina Sharp from Fringe in the lead.

 

[FiestaST]

Spy (2015) 8/10

Loved it! It seems the spy genre is getting a serious boost in 2015. 1st Kingsman: The Secret Service; 8/10 for; & now Spy.
Excellent performance from Melissa McCarthy; her best yet; top marks to Jason Statham for his comedic performance as well.A great all-rounder movie; ticks all the boxes. If I was forced to choose between the two films I would still pick Kingsman a notch above it but Spy really impressed me. Interesting spin on this traditional old Spy film genre.

 

[Rubberpigg]

You need to be more specific buddy:

Mission Impossible (1996)
Mission Impossible II (2000)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation (2015)
Mission Impossible 6 (2017)

Also your review actually needs some info on why you enjoyed it...

Are you a retard?
Obviously he is talking about "Mission Impossible Rogue Nation".

 

[FiestaST]

^ are you a smart ass? Well then he clearly needs to mention it. It's not rocket science man!

If one is really lazy just say MI 5...