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Jurassic World 7/10
Quite predictable but they didn't really try to hide that. Found the family dynamics annoying and unnecessary though.

Ant-Man 7.2/10
Big entertainment from this tiny star. Kept hoping a more prominent Avengers character would cameo though.

Minions 4.7/10
I generally enjoy animated films but this one was definitely for the kids. There were a few jokes for the adults but too few and far between. Can only put up with their para la bukake for so long.

Mission Impossible : Rogue Nation 8.2/10
Lots of action, high-speed chases and twists. It was thoroughly enjoyable despite the excessive BMW product placement.
 
I still need help with this from Predestination
Randux said:
But something bothers me. It's the birth of Jane/John/The agent. In order for him to be birthed he had to meet himself in the future to impregnate himself. So how does he exist in the time he meets himselfs if his not yet birthed?
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abzo said:
Jurassic World 7/10
Quite predictable but they didn't really try to hide that. Found the family dynamics annoying and unnecessary though.

Ant-Man 7.2/10
Big entertainment from this tiny star. Kept hoping a more prominent Avengers character would cameo though.

Minions 4.7/10
I generally enjoy animated films but this one was definitely for the kids. There were a few jokes for the adults but too few and far between. Can only put up with their para la bukake for so long.

Mission Impossible : Rogue Nation 8.2/10
Lots of action, high-speed chases and twists. It was thoroughly enjoyable despite the excessive BMW product placement.
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Hello...is this Humberto?
 
Ouch. The reviews for the Fantastic 4 reboot is brutal. boring, a cargo cult of a movie - all the components was put together and then they expected a miracle, rumours that the director was coked up the whole time. Some people are saying that the ones with Jessica Alba are even better.
 
Compton_effect said:
Ouch. The reviews for the Fantastic 4 reboot is brutal. boring, a cargo cult of a movie - all the components was put together and then they expected a miracle, rumours that the director was coked up the whole time. Some people are saying that the ones with Jessica Alba are even better.
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Lol yeah...it seems it was "universally disliked"...ouch!
 
Compton_effect said:
Ouch. The reviews for the Fantastic 4 reboot is brutal. boring, a cargo cult of a movie - all the components was put together and then they expected a miracle, rumours that the director was coked up the whole time. Some people are saying that the ones with Jessica Alba are even better.
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"The cinematic equivalent of malware" and "sucks audiences into a black hole of soul-crushing, coma-inducing dullness" - Rolling Stone
"Her character also has the power to make other things vanish. I would say she should have exercised it on this movie, but in a week or two that should take care of itself." - New York Times
I'm still laughing about the malware comparison but, yeah, that's going to leave a scar.
 
3-Headed Shark Attack

Hahahaha This is an Asylum movie that should tell you all you need to know. I won't even rate it just watch it for the lols.
 
Compton_effect said:
Ouch. The reviews for the Fantastic 4 reboot is brutal. boring, a cargo cult of a movie - all the components was put together and then they expected a miracle, rumours that the director was coked up the whole time. Some people are saying that the ones with Jessica Alba are even better.
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The other FF movies are better because they are good movies period. Age of Ultron is not much better in my estimation.
 
Compton_effect said:
Ouch. The reviews for the Fantastic 4 reboot is brutal. boring, a cargo cult of a movie - all the components was put together and then they expected a miracle, rumours that the director was coked up the whole time. Some people are saying that the ones with Jessica Alba are even better.
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Was always going to happen with Fantastic Four. A movie version of this just can't work. Maybe Nolan can do something.
 
greg0205 said:
"The cinematic equivalent of malware" and "sucks audiences into a black hole of soul-crushing, coma-inducing dullness" - Rolling Stone
"Her character also has the power to make other things vanish. I would say she should have exercised it on this movie, but in a week or two that should take care of itself." - New York Times
I'm still laughing about the malware comparison but, yeah, that's going to leave a scar.
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Especially on the actor's careers. Why do they keep on doing origin stories?
 
Beyond the Reach (2014) 6/10

Cat & mouse style thriller set in the desert; Michael Douglas is the baddie; action is a bit slow at times. Real star of the show is the bad-ass MB G63 AMG 6x6. It gets *plenty* of screen time

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faniedry said:
is it just me or has the last couple of months been a little thin on good movies on kat??

haven't seen anything proper in a while
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Not just you but I don't think it's KAT. Pickings from the studios themselves have been really, really thin for a while now... Waiting for Age of Ultron from the released crop, and then the list for 2015 is down to Tomorrowland, Spectre and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. 2016 is looking no better either... :(
 
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) 6/10

If you're a fan/watcher of the cartoon then it's a decent watch; some funny gags here & there. The 1st (2004) movie was better though.

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Pitch Perfect 2 (2015) - 5/10

It had its moments but didn't enjoy it nearly as much as the first one.
 
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