Necrophilia

[satanboy]

Anyone tried this or want to?

Let's hear your fantasies.

 

[biometrics]

Gotta be fresh ...

 

[satanboy]

Gotta be fresh ...

goes without saying

 

[Other Pineapple Smurf]

My ex-wife was so dead in the bed I'm sure it legally classified as Necrophilia

 

[MickeyD]

I'm dead against it.

 

[satanboy]

When you're stiff there is only one thing left to do.

 

[zophas]

I been looking for a movie called "Necromantik" which I can't seem to find anywhere. It's about a guy who works in a morgue and he brings home a corpse to "play" with. Trouble is the wife likes the corpse more than him.
Sounds hilarious.

 

[Aquadyne]

Necrophilia... The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one...

 

[Sinbad]

Necrophilia... The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one...

All well and good till some rotten **** splits on you...

 

[copacetic]

You guys are pretty cold, I gotta tell you.

 

[CAPS LOCK]

Dying to try it.

 

[satanboy]

All well and good till some rotten **** splits on you...

That is why I insist that I am on top.

 

[copacetic]

And this is a pretty slimy topic. :erm:

 

[satanboy]

And this is a pretty slimy topic. :erm:

don't be a hater

don't knock it till you've tried it

 

[wrathex]

You guys are pretty cold, I gotta tell you.

Dead is dead.
Meat is meat.
Let us eat.


Colder than ice

 

[Kornhub]

Tsume sits on his hand until it is dead,does that count

 

[MickeyD]

So... come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab,
I see you shiver with antici . . . pation

 

[Deezil]

Got caught out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday.
Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time.
He went ****ing ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

 

[MickeyD]

Got caught out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday.
Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time.
He went ****ing ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

hehehe - saw that on Faceless the other day!

 

[Deezil]

Ja sorry ... shameless copy and paste but thought appropriate