Necrophilia

[MickeyD]

Ja sorry ... shameless copy and paste but thought appropriate

'tis brilliant!

 

[D.B.Cooper]

I been looking for a movie called "Necromantik" which I can't seem to find anywhere. It's about a guy who works in a morgue and he brings home a corpse to "play" with. Trouble is the wife likes the corpse more than him.
Sounds hilarious.

Sounds like Deadgirl might be similar to what you're looking for. Ok, she's more undead than dead, but it's the thought that counts!

 

[NomNom]

Would shagging a zombie be considered necrophilia?

 

[MickeyD]

Would shagging a zombie be considered necrophilia?

As long as it is no longer moving....

 

[Pooky]

I will just leave this here...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung

*Disclaimer: Do not read it.

 

[Kornhub]

Would shagging a zombie be considered necrophilia?

 

[MickeyD]

I will just leave this here...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung

*Disclaimer: Do not read it.

Computer programming term, stands for "MODIFIED UNTIL NO GOOD", meaning someone applied so many 'fixes', that it stopped doing what it was supposed to...

Later, programmers told new guys it stood for "Mung Until no Good", a recursive loop, and watched their heads explode trying to figure it out...

 

[satanboy]

Would shagging a zombie be considered necrophilia?

no, just very messy

 

[Sinbad]

no, just very messy

I'd worry about giving head... Bbrrraaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss

 

[ShaunSA]

Got caught out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday.
Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time.
He went ****ing ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

rofl

 

[patrick]

I'm dead against it.

I was about to post that!

 

[CoolBug]

To me necrophilia is a bit strange, dead cats on the other hand I like because they are a lot more mobile, you can even run while you defile and then just toss it in the cupboard when you done so it's a lot more discreet. I tried it on an alive cat but it just scratches and shrieks but while I was going it stopped moving, and seemed a bit easier when it was dead

 

[Azbubu]

I'd kill to do it.

 

[Nerfherder]

Whats the definition of futility ?

A necrophiliac trying to make is partner come.


This topic is fvcking dead.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Necrophilia..nay.
Necromancy... yay.

http://youtu.be/1u-3IVY-HO4

 

[OMB]

necrophilia and bestiality combined?

could really be flogging a dead horse

 

[copacetic]

I love this thread.

 

[DominionZA]

 

[Deezil]

The ***** posted in here is so fracking wrong it can only be right :thumbup:

 

[pampoenskyf]

If her life depended on it