Necrophilia

[KevRSA]

Fu<K her before she gets cold

 

[MickeyD]

it's all fun and jokes until your boyfriend first asks you to lie in a bath of ice and then to stare at the ceiling during sex without moving or talking

edit: yes, it happens

Will that help to shrink the Cango Caves?

 

[pampoenskyf]

Do you like apples?

 

[nightjar]

Necrophilia is dead boring so try incest which is only relatively boring

 

[pampoenskyf]

Do you like apples?

Well I have a 5,6 feet female corpse folded up neatly in my 530L Defy freezer. Up to today since the 90's I still don't have the foggiest idea what the fek to do with it.
How do you like them apples?

 

[nightjar]

Well I have a 5,6 feet female corpse folded up neatly in my 530L Defy freezer. Up to today since the 90's I still don't have the foggiest idea what the fek to do with it.
How do you like them apples?

Apples??
I know that apples are served with pig but I thought that people who ate long pig were not too worried about silly trimmings.
A bit like the leopard expecting mint sauce with the stolen lamb.

 

[Aquadyne]

 

[satanboy]

Imagine Heidi Klum...recently deceased....

 

[MickeyD]

/thought thread was dead...

 

[Azbubu]

/thought thread was dead...

So you decided to prod it?

 

[MickeyD]

So you decided to prod it?

Nah, Aquadyne gave it stick!

 

[Aquadyne]

Decided to "rank" it up...

Resurrect, if you will.....

 

[atomcrusher]

/thought thread was dead...

It should be ..

 

[MickeyD]

It should be ..

Like 'em that way?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

isn`t necrophilia like statutory rape? since the dead can`t consent?
hey 2 birds with one stone :erm:

 

[The_Unnamed]

isn`t necrophilia like statutory rape? since the dead can`t consent?
hey 2 birds with one stone :erm:

Unless you shagged her to death and you still felt like more :erm: