Necrophilia

[The_Unnamed]

What excuses would you use if you got caught out?

"Oh, sorry, I thought she had just passed out"

 

[STS]

it's all fun and jokes until your boyfriend first asks you to lie in a bath of ice and then to stare at the ceiling during sex without moving or talking

edit: yes, it happens

 

[I.am.Sam]

Got caught out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday.
Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time.
He went ****ing ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

 

[CAPS LOCK]

What excuses would you use if you got caught out?

"Oh, sorry, I thought she had just passed out"

Or, "oh sorry, she did say she was dead tired"

 

[Shake&Bake]

I wouldn't bother - I like moaners.

 

[The_Unnamed]

I wouldn't bother - I like moaners.

So dead people are right up your alley?
http://io9.com/5862418/10-bodily-functions-that-continue-after-death

People hear moans, groans, and squeaks coming from the dead, although why they stay around to confirm that the bodies making them are truly dead instead of peeing on the floor and running for their lives is beyond me.

 

[Shake&Bake]

So dead people are right up your alley?
http://io9.com/5862418/10-bodily-functions-that-continue-after-death

/accepts membership card

 

[WaxLyrical]

I will just leave this here...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung

*Disclaimer: Do not read it.

I loooool'd at elbow drop.

 

[CAPS LOCK]

I wouldn't bother - I like moaners.

there is this forumer called shake
who always strings his name with bake

he loves a great moaner
it gives him a huge boner

but not when they're not fully awake

 

[Pooky]

there is this forumer called shake
who always strings his name with bake

he loves a great moaner
it gives him a huge boner

but not when they're not fully awake

you win!

 

[Shake&Bake]

there is this forumer called shake
who always strings his name with bake

he loves a great moaner
it gives him a huge boner

but not when they're not fully awake

Wors'em!

 

[The_Unnamed]

there is this forumer called shake
who always strings his name with bake

he loves a great moaner
it gives him a huge boner

but not when they're not fully awake

Win!

 

[I.am.Sam]

there is this forumer called shake
who always strings his name with bake

he loves a great moaner
it gives him a huge boner

but not when they're not fully awake

gives 100000000 internets

 

[Ninja'd]

F*** that. I'm rooting for bestiality and paedophilia.

Team Jacob FTW.

 

[chrissy]

it's all fun and jokes until your boyfriend first asks you to lie in a bath of ice and then to stare at the ceiling during sex without moving or talking

edit: yes, it happens

Don't you mean yes it happened?

 

[Azbubu]

it's all fun and jokes until your boyfriend first asks you to lie in a bath of ice and then to stare at the ceiling during sex without moving or talking

edit: yes, it happens

There'll be only one side to that story.

 

[STS]

Don't you mean yes it happened?

you'd be surprised how often guys ask their girlfriends to do this

 

[The_Unnamed]

you'd be surprised how often guys ask their girlfriends to do this

I think thats a sign that you need to start hanging around with new friends .

 

[D3nz]

you'd be surprised how often guys ask their girlfriends to do this

Tell us more...we're dying to hear

 

[STS]

Tell us more...we're dying to hear

www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?show=blog

You'll have enough fun there