Need a new wifi SSID

Defiler

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It's been years since I've changed it, but just can't think of anything that sticks. I need to get a new 10gb switch and an additional wifi 7 AP this week, but I'm going to have to reset my current 3 ceiling mounted unifi AP's so I can reprovision them in the unifi controller again since the SSD in my workstation went tits up about a year ago; everything was backed up except my unifi config...

I've only thought of three so far, but someone might have a better suggestion...
ObiWAN
Silence of the LANs
BraaiFi

Current SSID:
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Any suggestions welcome!
 
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CC says...

Here are some great satirical Wi-Fi network names:

Government & Surveillance
  • FBI Surveillance Van #7
  • NSA Listening Post
  • GCHQ Field Office 4
  • CIA Stingray Device

Passive-Aggressive Neighbor Vibes
  • Your Music Is Too Loud
  • Stop Stealing My Packages
  • Pick Up Your Dog's Poop
  • We Can Hear You At Night
  • Mow Your Lawn Please

Existential & Philosophical

  • It Burns When IP
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • The LAN Before Time
  • LAN of the Free
  • Silence of the LANs
  • The Promised LAN
  • LAN Solo

Tech Humor
  • Loading…
  • Searching…
  • Connecting…
  • Wi-Fi Not Found
  • Error 404: Network Unavailable
  • Definitely Not A Virus

Social Commentary
  • Yell PASSWORD For Password
  • Get Your Own WiFi
  • No Free WiFi For You
  • Tell My WiFi Love Her
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Martin Router King
  • Abraham Linksys
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth

Apartment Living Specials
  • Apt 4B Stop Cooking Fish
  • I Can Hear You Snoring
  • Your Cat Is On My Balcony Again
  • The Bandwidth Borrowers

The "FBI Surveillance Van" genre is probably the most universally recognized — it's been making people double-take since roughly 2010 and still lands.
 
FreeCandy

PleaseRemainCalm

WitnessRelocationBus

CivicComplianceVehicle

SurveillanceAndSnacks
 
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Lol, thanks for some additional suggestions, which have given me a couple more ideas:

Safe House
SIU.gov
The Hawks
Department of Defence
SAPS STF
Virus.exe

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