Need help managing a stalker (serious)

Miss Texas 1975

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DJ... said:
Right, okay. You're one of those. Kindly fsck off, you obtuse, vulgar little excuse for a cum-drop. Pity one of those shells didn't land closer your way...
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Ah!, so you're GAY! Go to Orchard Road or Marine Parade. Kytie was the local slang for a Lady-Boy which sounds just up your street.
They will bend over backwards for you. I hereby nominate DJ... for the position of President, of the local Gay and Slapper Club (no 58 Orchard Road). ROTFFL. Now go to bed and get off Mummy's Laptop
 
been there_done that said:
Ah!, so you're GAY! Go to Orchard Road or Marine Parade. Kytie was the local slang for a Lady-Boy which sounds just up your street.
They will bend over backwards for you. I hereby nominate DJ... for the position of President, of the local Gay and Slapper Club (no 58 Orchard Road). ROTFFL. Now go to bed and get off Mummy's Laptop
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What if I was gay? As someone brought up in an era of tolerance, I'm quite okay with gay people. You seem to have some pent-up issues that are coming to the fore though. Get it all out, old boy. Sham marriages are not the answer. Woof woof.

Oddly enough, Singapore doesn't have quite the lady-boy scene you've been itching to advertise. Seems you must have gone out of your way to find them. I'm familiar with both Marine Parade and Orchard Street. No lady-boys around, so no pics, unfortunately for you...
 
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DJ... said:
What if I was gay? As someone brought up in an era of tolerance, I'm quite okay with gay people. You seem to have some pent-up issues that are coming to the fore though. Get it all out, old boy. Sham marriages are not the answer. Woof woof.

Oddly enough, Singapore doesn't have quite the lady-boy scene you've been itching to advertise. Seems you must have gone out of your way to find them. I'm familiar with both Marine Parade and Orchard Street. No lady-boys around, so no pics, unfortunately for you...
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You are so doff you couldn't find your own Anus. You ARE Gay. In my day it was acceptable but not compulsory. The "back -gunners" lurked in the Merchant Navy, thank God. I will be surprised if you can count to ten?
 
been there_done that said:
Maybe your beauty Queens wrestled, mine didn't. Please remove your head from your backside. Ditto A Non Blond, who I see is a senior member having a "senior" moment. Shame.
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Wow so your only achievement in life is sleeping with two (oops 1.5) beauty queens in 60 years. You know they are a dime a dozen and bloody stupid, right?
 
been there_done that said:
You are so doff you couldn't find your own Anus. You ARE Gay. In my day it was acceptable but not compulsory. The "back -gunners" lurked in the Merchant Navy, thank God. I will be surprised if you can count to ten?
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Your retorts are proof that dementia can strike the elderly at any time. They have degraded from mildly (and I use this adjective loosely) entertaining, to outright rude, to simply ridiculous. You skipped sublime entirely. This cockney British accent of yours is evidently more cock than anything else. And by the sounds of things, it isn't the first cock to protrude from that putrid hole in your face. Nothing wrong with that though, gramps. Our generation have learned a schitload thanks to the complete fscktards that many of you turned out to be. I suppose in a real arse-about-face way, you at least have something to be proud of. Of course that doesn't trump you boning some chick in the 70s. Hell's bells, anyone you managed to convince to sleep with you should be considered an incredible achievement on your part. You obviously put those Tiger bears and brute army force to the test that night...
 
biometrics said:
Wow so your only achievement in life is sleeping with two (oops 1.5) beauty queens in 60 years. You know they are a dime a dozen and bloody stupid, right?
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I see the 'reverse engineer" tag so that's why you love DJ so much? Another bottom feeder. If it wasn't for us straight guys, your kind would be extinct. Two Beauty Queens at opposite ends of the Planet isn't bad on a CV and it takes time, charm and sophistication. Gay guys mate in the toilet like flies landing on dog ****. Ask Elton John the last time he went down on a Queen? Have you stabbed a turd recently? If not, fly to Singapore.
 
biometrics said:
You know they are a dime a dozen and bloody stupid, right?
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Of course he does. How do you think he managed to find himself a wife (so he claims). Any woman with any semblance of intelligence would have sent him packing yonks ago. It is quite clearly a sham-marriage as the president of the rock he still resides under has his minions convinced that Stalin won and being gay is still a crime...
 
been there_done that said:
I see the 'reverse engineer" tag so that's why you love DJ so much? Another bottom feeder. If it wasn't for us straight guys, your kind would be extinct. Two Beauty Queens at opposite ends of the Planet isn't bad on a CV and it takes time, charm and sophistication. Gay guys mate in the toilet like flies landing on dog ****. Ask Elton John the last time he went down on a Queen? Have you stabbed a turd recently? If not, fly to Singapore.
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
been there_done that said:
I seduced Miss Sweden (runner up) in 1971 (HMS Andromeda) in Gothenburg and Miss Texas IN 1975 (HMS Ark Royal) in Miami Beach and got the pictures. You?
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Lol that wasn't aimed at you in particular. And no offense dude, but that happened 40 years ago, and women who enter beauty pageants aren't necessarily beautiful. And the only difference between them and most everyday women is the size of their egos :)
 
been there_done that said:
Gay guys mate in the toilet like flies landing on dog ****.
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Again, with all of that charm and sophistication. Do you still sodomise lady-boys with that mouth?


been there_done that said:
Have you stabbed a turd recently? If not, fly to Singapore.
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Very clever. The only issue with that is your build up. There was none, so it feels incredibly lame and forced. Hey, kinda like your dates feel...
 
DJ... said:
Your retorts are proof that dementia can strike the elderly at any time. They have degraded from mildly (and I use this adjective loosely) entertaining, to outright rude, to simply ridiculous. You skipped sublime entirely. This cockney British accent of yours is evidently more cock than anything else. And by the sounds of things, it isn't the first cock to protrude from that putrid hole in your face. Nothing wrong with that though, gramps. Our generation have learned a schitload thanks to the complete fscktards that many of you turned out to be. I suppose in a real arse-about-face way, you at least have something to be proud of. Of course that doesn't trump you boning some chick in the 70s. Hell's bells, anyone you managed to convince to sleep with you should be considered an incredible achievement on your part. You obviously put those Tiger bears and brute army force to the test that night...
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My Dementia? Tiger Bears? Hahahahahahah. Navy - not Army. Proves my point IDIOT. Six Love. Buy Bi -O a plane ticket. I'm done talking to cretinous juveniles. Change your name to Phil McCavity and get back in the Closet
 
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