Need help managing a stalker (serious)

Mike Hoxbig said:
Guys I need your help please! :( Anyway I met this lady a few weeks ago, in her 20s, has 2 kids, just went through a divorce. She moved back to Durban about 2 weeks back, but is planning to visit her friends and family here in October.

Now she's hot, so little Mike says go for it. So we've been whatsapping for a bit, she sent a few nudes (fine rack btw and don't ask :p) and agreed that we'll be spending a weekend in October going at it like rabbits. Already made it clear that I'm not looking for anything serious and she understands.

The problem is that since Monday, she's been texting and sending whatsapp messages non-stop! When I don't reply she starts getting agro, saying that she can see what time I was online etc. Now I'd really like to bump uglies with this girl, but the stalking bit is becoming a little annoying. Just need to get her off my back for a bit until October :( Any ideas?
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Walk away, son, you have a ton of schit heading your way.
 
MickeyD said:
Walk away, son, you have a ton of schit heading your way.
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Mike, I've seen hotter bodies orbiting Pluto. To paraphrase Jeremy Clarkson, she is Sub-Zero. She would make a Cannister of Liquid Nitrogen scared. Looked like the Taliban hired her to feed Goats. Get yourself a Chinese Chick. If she goes back to Peking, you can always go back to Wan*ing. In 10 years her nipples will be visiting her kneecaps. RUN.
 
been there_done that said:
Mike, I've seen hotter bodies orbiting Pluto. To paraphrase Jeremy Clarkson, she is Sub-Zero. She would make a Cannister of Liquid Nitrogen scared. Looked like the Taliban hired her to feed Goats. Get yourself a Chinese Chick. If she goes back to Peking, you can always go back to Wan*ing. In 10 years her nipples will be visiting her kneecaps. RUN.
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And remember. He's been there_done that
 
Eeewwwww how desperate are you? I could be drunk as **** and wouldn't touch those titties.
Yurgh...
 
Griz said:
And remember. He's been there_done that
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Griz, I've had more chicks than Rainbow Chicken, thanks to serving 22 years in the Royal Navy. NONE were that ugly though. When I was circumcised, they used the skin as a bin liner, so I have been stalked PLENTY. :p
 
So many studs on this forum. If ever the role of Casanova had to be cast for a remake, look no further than this thread for eligible male hunks.
 
Haha you guys crack me up sometimes, thanks for the awesome posts :D
SinghDude said:
Nothing stoppin this broad from spiking your drink Mike.... And raping you.


If you want NSA sex you might as well get a whore.


I suppose it is a dream come true to bang a MILF....

Just make sure your dream don't become a real life nightmare !!!
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Dude I'd rather go celibate than get a ho :sick: There's no sense of accomplishment and you'll never know which type of STD you'll go home with!
abzo said:
Tell her you're HIV+? I hate playing the AIDS card but desperate times....
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No ways dude, I have a reputation and my dignity to maintain, even with stalkers! Fsck knows who she'll spread the word to!
been there_done that said:
Mike, I've seen hotter bodies orbiting Pluto. To paraphrase Jeremy Clarkson, she is Sub-Zero. She would make a Cannister of Liquid Nitrogen scared. Looked like the Taliban hired her to feed Goats. Get yourself a Chinese Chick. If she goes back to Peking, you can always go back to Wan*ing. In 10 years her nipples will be visiting her kneecaps. RUN.
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Yeah don't care what they'll look like in 10 years, it'll be some other poor bastid's problem by then :D It's a poor quality pic cos I'm not going post a proper one showing her face and body on this forum, I've seen the effect that the Internet can have on people's lives. But she's actually gorgeous, and I'd like to think that I have good taste in the looks department :)
ChilliGirl said:
:wtf:

You clearly have not been stalked before.

He must drop it quicker than he would drop a ball of burning crap.
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Yeah I've decided that's it's not worth the risk. Will tell her that my phone was stolen and my replacement can't run whatsapp. Guess my search for a MILF continues then :(
Haldex said:
Eeewwwww how desperate are you? I could be drunk as **** and wouldn't touch those titties.
Yurgh...
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Lol it's usually the guys who stay with their folks and play WoW all day who say kak like this, don't be one of those guys :p
 
unskinnybob said:
So many studs on this forum. If ever the role of Casanova had to be cast for a remake, look no further than this thread for eligible male hunks.
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Yeah it's pretty amusing though, watching okes who aren't getting laid talking like they have a daily choice of which beautiful woman they want to bone :D
 
Mike if you still want to shag her...


Have her sign an indemnity form absolving you from any future claims...

Fsck her from sunrise to sunset and go back home to jozi !!!



/make a home video so when you an 'ol bastid you can take a trip down memory lane thinkin about the good times ;)
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Yeah I've decided that's it's not worth the risk. Will tell her that my phone was stolen and my replacement can't run whatsapp. Guess my search for a MILF continues then :(
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No, no, no, no, no! You remove that number from your phone. Talking from experience, I can assure you that a night out with a few bevvies under your belt will not end well as long as that number is still in your phone book. You remove it. And you remove it now...
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Yeah it's pretty amusing though, watching okes who aren't getting laid talking like they have a daily choice of which beautiful woman they want to bone :D
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I seduced Miss Sweden (runner up) in 1971 (HMS Andromeda) in Gothenburg and Miss Texas IN 1975 (HMS Ark Royal) in Miami Beach and got the pictures. You?
 
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