Need help managing a stalker (serious)

[Azbubu]

She'll prob sh*t out the cum and stuff it up her vag.

I want some of what you're watching.

 

[SinghDude]

Nothing stoppin this broad from spiking your drink Mike.... And raping you.


If you want NSA sex you might as well get a whore.


I suppose it is a dream come true to bang a MILF....

Just make sure your dream don't become a real life nightmare !!!

 

[Azbubu]

All I can tell you about getting involved with a MILF is that once you decide to remove yourself (I) from the relationship, you're left with FML.

 

[SinghDude]

Yeah

Fark Mikes Life

FML FTW

 

[biometrics]

She'll prob sh*t out the cum and stuff it up her vag.

Don't give them any ideas!

 

[nightjar]

This pretty much sums it up - well said. If you still decide to go for her, at least do anal, that ways you can't get her pregnant.

Anal can also cause pregnancy!
Where do you think Julius Malema came from?

 

[DJ...]

Those tits are not worth it...

 

[tsume]

[video=youtube;rNfXdHJ6Knc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNfXdHJ6Knc[/video]

 

[Ekstasis]

After all the warnings the question still remains; will big Mike and little Mikey listen? Or will little Mikey bang the crazy vagina while big Mike bang his head against the wall?

 

[ponder]

She'll prob sh*t out the cum and stuff it up her vag.

 

[D3x!]

She'll prob sh*t out the cum and stuff it up her vag.

Dude....

 

[Azbubu]

Tell her you're HIV+? I hate playing the AIDS card but desperate times....

 

[biometrics]

Tell her you're a lesbian.

 

[Ekstasis]

don't tell her anything...

run Mike ruuuuuun !!!!!

 

[Azbubu]

She'll prob sh*t out the cum and stuff it up her vag.

 

[biometrics]

Still ROFL-ing ...

 

[D3x!]

Mother of .... Lol

 

[biometrics]

In honour of Mike, Helghast & abso ...

You'll notice the shirt and skin tone matches up: http://i.imgur.com/4XcgB.jpg

 

[satanboy]

 

[biometrics]

Is that Mike before the date?