Need help managing a stalker (serious)

Mike Hoxbig said:
Lol that wasn't aimed at you in particular. And no offense dude, but that happened 40 years ago, and women who enter beauty pageants aren't necessarily beautiful. And the only difference between them and most everyday women is the size of their egos :)
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No offense taken Mike, actually they were both bright and stunning. I'm just having a "discussion" with DJ who also likes Motor Racing. He must be a drag queen.
 
been there_done that said:
My Dementia? Tiger Bears? Hahahahahahah. Navy - not Army. Proves my point IDIOT. Six Love. Buy Bi -O a plane ticket. I'm done talking to cretinous juveniles. Change your name to Phil McCavity and get back in the Closet
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No! Don't go! You're fun ...
 
been there_done that said:
My Dementia? Tiger Bears? Hahahahahahah. Navy - not Army. Proves my point IDIOT. Six Love. Buy Bi -O a plane ticket. I'm done talking to cretinous juveniles. Change your name to Phil McCavity and get back in the Closet
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Oh don't lie. You just can't pass up an opportunity to prance your rear-end off to everyone, regardless of how much you attempt to draw attention away from it with the schit that comes out of your mouth. Goodnight, gramps. Next time don't fight above your weight category. And yes, for the sake of having to spell things out to you, I am most certainly referring to your wit...
 
been there_done that said:
No offense taken Mike, actually they were both bright and stunning. I'm just having a "discussion" with DJ who also likes Motor Racing. He must be a drag queen.
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Sure would beat being an old washed up drag with nothing better to do than tell us how many women he roofied in his heyday. I thought you were going?
 
Dear Mike,

The golden rule is: Never stick your dick in crazy.

And remember kids, chicks are car guards.™


(This coming from someone who has had a stalker for over 6 years)
 
DJ... said:
Oh don't lie. You just can't pass up an opportunity to prance your rear-end off to everyone, regardless of how much you attempt to draw attention away from it with the schit that comes out of your mouth. Goodnight, gramps. Next time don't fight above your weight category. And yes, for the sake of having to spell things out to you, I am most certainly referring to your wit...
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BJ (oops) DJ. If wit was **** then you'd be constipated. Tiger Bears!! Priceless. Enough said. Atom? is that the size of your brain as you argue like a girl with ADHD. Both of you go and read a Fairy Story. I'm done here
 
been there_done that said:
BJ (oops) DJ.
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That was simply hilarious. Screw Churchill quotes - let's have these diarrhea-diatribes of yours instead...

been there_done that said:
If wit was **** then you'd be constipated.
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You realise that you're complimenting me now, by telling me that I'm full of it? So we're in agreement. At least in relative terms while you're around. And by "while you're around" I'm making no reference here to your impending stroke. Take that how you like...

been there_done that said:
I'm done here
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You keep threatening. You're all talk and no action. It's no wonder you seem to think Miss Texas' flirty wink was the equivalent of a one-night-stand. Yes, I'll have to hold my head in shame for that Tiger bear predictive text slip-up on the phone. Now have a modicum of decency and bow out while you're only a mile behind...
 
Griz said:
hahaha

keep going guyz
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Glad you're enjoying the fun Griz! I had to go as my "imaginary" wife made me a lamb roast with all the trimmings. YUMMY.
According to DJ and his followers, being 60 is "old and demented". Let me name a few of my generation: Sir Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Moody Blues, Mike and the Mechanics and to appease DJ and Atom, Sir Elton John (to name a few in the music field). All going strong and earning bucket loads of Cash. Sadly, Gary Moore (Parissian Walkways) passed away recently. Anyone who witnessed 'One night in Dublin" (his last gig) must be as devastated as I was. Let's not mention Sir Steven Hawkins or the man who hypothesized the Higgs Bosun or the God Particle. Your body ages, not your mind. One of my Business Partners is in his mid 70's and is one of the worlds top scientists in Polymers. He still is. I was merely making a point that you don't need to bonk a grommet. Even a mad one. Then I was castigated by the gays and disbelievers when I wrote of my experiences in the Royal Navy. Being on a ship with a thousand men, for months on end (a DJ Mind-bonk) you have to be mentally sharp and physically strong otherwise you get bullied and beaten. Like all the Military. I live in Randburg. Any of those disbelievers on this site are welcome to come to my home, have a beer and look at my military pay slips, military record, ships served on etc and photographs of some of the ladies I have had the pleasure to meet and be involved with. I rest my case.
 
For the record, I didn't "castigate" you. I engaged you, and you projected your ego-bruising on to me. And once you decided that civility was no longer an option, there simply wasn't any turning back. I mean, calling me gay with the vehemence of a bigot, for simply not understanding your rather convoluted and still mysterious acronym was just the antics of a teenager, and quite frankly not welcomed on this forum. You probably have a wealth of experience to share - you just go about it like an arrogant demigod of authority.

Now I'm sure your wife is concerned with you spending all of this time on the porn-infested interwebs. Best you get back to filling up that oxygen tank of yours before you stroke out...
 
DJ... said:
For the record, I didn't "castigate" you. I engaged you, and you projected your ego-bruising on to me. And once you decided that civility was no longer an option, there simply wasn't any turning back. I mean, calling me gay with the vehemence of a bigot, for simply not understanding your rather convoluted and still mysterious acronym was just the antics of a teenager, and quite frankly not welcomed on this forum. You probably have a wealth of experience to share - you just go about it like an arrogant demigod of authority.



Now I'm sure your wife is concerned with you spending all of this time on the porn-infested interwebs. Best you get back to filling up that oxygen tank of yours before you stroke out...
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DJ, You forgot that other Oxygen Thief - Bernie Eccleston. If you look at another thread, I tried to help you with your trashed drive. Even offered you some software. Being called a liar does not sit well with me. I don't DO porn. I get all I need from the missus.
 
been there_done that said:
DJ, You forgot that other Oxygen Thief - Bernie Eccleston. If you look at another thread, I tried to help you with your trashed drive. Even offered you some software. Being called a liar does not sit well with me. I don't DO porn. I get all I need from the missus.
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Are you drunk?
 
been there_done that said:
DJ, You forgot that other Oxygen Thief - Bernie Eccleston. If you look at another thread, I tried to help you with your trashed drive. Even offered you some software. Being called a liar does not sit well with me. I don't DO porn. I get all I need from the missus.
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The rule of pics or it didn't happen is a universal one on this forum. Learn to deal with it or gtfo...
 
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