Official ICC 2015 CWC thread

[Crystal Web]

What did Japes and Quinton have for breakfast today?

Sri Lanka...

 

[Wall]

You've always loved da cock, haven't you?

yep, I've always loved my cock

 

[Drifter]

Malinga to QDK, now his problems start

 

[thestaggy]

Trying to pull a "first ball destroyer" Duminy over?

Could be. See if there is something in the pitch. Odd though, as he's not a noted wicket-taker.

 

[Bighit]

Top shot for 4!

 

[thestaggy]

Sri Lanka...

 

[Creag]

Practically impossible to work through this

 

[thestaggy]

Malinga to QDK, now his problems start

Correct, Malinga looks to be in a spot of bother.

 

[Electric]

Practically impossible to work through this

We have a TV on in the office next to mine.
I think I may move offices for the day.

 

[Sinbad]

nope, I was still at home. why? what stupid **** did he say?

He was shouting and laughing and just carrying on like he was on coke.

 

[akescpt]

You cannot be serious.

very serious. sometimes I put on the radio and turn off the telly commentary.

 

[Agent_Smith]

Already told the bosses that should we make the final, I'm not coming in to the office.

 

[MickeyD]

Malinga to QDK, now his problems start

Watching that no-ball slow mo, Malinga around the wicket to QdK.... Man but that delivery action looked suspect! It only happens when he bowls around the wicket.

 

[Bighit]

Watching that no-ball slow mo, Malinga around the wicket to QdK.... Man but that delivery action looked suspect! It only happens when he bowls around the wicket.

Yip, but it always looks like he throws.

 

[thestaggy]

4th bowler in 5 overs. Everyone is having a go.

 

[AfricanTech]

Bowlers don't all wake up and suddenly discover the ability to bowl flatter. That's the behaviour of the pitch.

Agh, just shurrup and go lick your wounds quietly somewhere....

 

[thestaggy]

What is this bowler doing that has everyone talking?

EDIT:

Shaun Pollock: "He has the Jonny Wilkinson going on at the start of his run"

So a weird run-up?

 

[Sinbad]

What is this bowler doing that has everyone talking?

Nobody knows. He's only played one international match so far as I know. And went for 6 an over. In a test match.

 

[Wall]

very serious. sometimes I put on the radio and turn off the telly commentary.

How?? I only enjoy Andrew Samson and his dry sense of humour.

 

[faniebraai]

Bowlers don't all wake up and suddenly discover the ability to bowl flatter. That's the behaviour of the pitch.

Yep, definitely the pitch, just look at how we've been struggling so far. Good call.