Personal question, not sure what to name this thread.

killadoob said:
Firstly why the F does your self pleasure last 5 minutes? Geezuz by then my dick would be bleeding haha. It does sound like you enjoy your penis a little too much.

Porn sadly distorts sex big time. You watch porn and you check this chick getting banged hardcore and it looks like she loves it. Porn is not real and you have to stop thinking real chicks will get down like that. Sure some porn is normal but for the most part it is unrealistic. Porn wrecks sex lives for sure because guys want their partners to become porn stars and that is when the trouble starts.

It's extremely frustrating when your partner wants missionary because she enjoys the contact and closeness and all you want to do is drill her like that last porno you saw :p

LOL MRC
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Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the Torchlight fan? Aren't those things kind of expensive to be only spending a couple of minutes fapping?

And real chicks do get down like that mate. Maybe not with you, but they do. Missionary is for that early morning slow, loving screw when you're shagged out after a night of pornstar fccking.

This myth that it's a myth that women like hardcore sex makes me lol.
 
Is it not laziness? With fapping you can relax and do as you please but with sex you need to do a bit of work (depends on partner). As a precautionary measure tone done the fapping a tad.
 
Nick333 said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the Torchlight fan? Aren't those things kind of expensive to be only spending a couple of minutes fapping?

And real chicks do get down like that mate. Maybe not with you, but they do. Missionary is for that early morning slow, loving screw when you're shagged out after a night of pornstar fccking.

This myth that it's a myth that women like hardcore sex makes me lol.
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+1 Well said.
 
Nick333 said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the Torchlight fan? Aren't those things kind of expensive to be only spending a couple of minutes fapping?

And real chicks do get down like that mate. Maybe not with you, but they do. Missionary is for that early morning slow, loving screw when you're shagged out after a night of pornstar fccking.

This myth that it's a myth that women like hardcore sex makes me lol.
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So real chicks like to be drilled in the ass as hard and fast you can go with no lube? Wow i am missing out big time.

perhaps some chicks do dig hardcore sex but the way you see it in porn is very unrealistic and makes our expectations very high.
 
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killadoob said:
So real chicks like to be drilled in the ass as hard and fast you can go? Wow i am missing out big time.

perhaps some chicks do dig hardcore sex but the way you see it in porn is very unrealistic and makes our expectations very high.
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Who said anything about anal? At times, girls like to be hammered properly. Hasn't a chick ever tuned you "turn me over and **** me harder"?

Agreed though, getting shagged in the butt with a 10" penis is no chicks fantasy. Chicks do like to be quite dirty though. Some like anal, others don't. Some want you to jizz in their mouths, others dont. I have never been with a woman who at some point didnt want to be shagged good and proper though.

Sometimes sex can be emotional, other times it can be purely primal, sweaty and hard....like porn.
 
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RandomGRK said:
Who said anything about anal? At times, girls like to be hammered properly. Hasn't a chick ever tuned you "turn me over and **** me harder"?

Agreed though, getting shagged in the butt with a 10" penis is no chicks fantasy. Chicks do like to be quite dirty though. Some like anal, others don't. Some want you to jizz in their mouths, others dont. I have never been with a woman who at some point didnt want to be shagged good and proper though.

Sometimes sex can be emotional, other times it can be purely primal, sweaty and hard....like porn.
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I do agree but it depends on the porn you watch.

I did say this earlier but nick missed it Sure some porn is normal but for the most part it is unrealistic.

I understand about banging good and proper but boy some porn goes way beyond good and proper. The thing that makes me laugh is it's very rare to see chicks in porn wet, yet they don't use lube. I also saw this video of behind the scenes and boy it is shocking. Maybe nick bangs girls who are in tears from the pain and enjoy that but i dunno if porn stars are crying from pain i cannot see how a normal average everyday chick will cope.
 
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killadoob said:
So real chicks like to be drilled in the ass as hard and fast you can go with no lube? Wow i am missing out big time.

perhaps some chicks do dig hardcore sex but the way you see it in porn is very unrealistic and makes our expectations very high.
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Right, because hard anal is the only type of porn. :rolleyes:

At the very least the vast majority of women like it hard and fast doggy. Do that right and generally you'll be doing 90% of what you see in porn as well. Play your cards right and with a lot of patience you might even be drilling her in the a$$ hard and fast.

If anything guys expectations are to low and they're timid and unsure of themselves in bed, which is why a lot of women end up prefering missionary. It's safe and it's kind of nice.

Hardcore sex doesn't preclude foreplay, but foreplay should be about building up lust and passion to a point where you just want to rip each others clothes off and stick each others genitals in your mouths.

I could really go on and on about how you're doing it wrong but we're getting off topic.
 
killadoob said:
I do agree but it depends on the porn you watch.

I did say this earlier but nick missed it Sure some porn is normal but for the most part it is unrealistic.

I understand about banging good and proper but boy some porn goes way beyond good and proper. The thing that makes me laugh is it's very rare to see chicks in porn wet, yet they don't use lube. I also saw this video of behind the scenes and boy it is shocking. Maybe nick bangs girls who are in tears from the pain and enjoy that but i dunno if porn stars are crying from pain i cannot see how a normal average everyday chick will cope.
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What kind of porn do you watch? Chicks crying in pain is not normal porn.
 
what.the.fsck happened in here :wtf:

Maybe I need a pornstar to see if it will be any different with her.
 
killadoob said:
Really? So you think porn stars are having a wonderful time? You can how they are loving because they are dripping wet right?
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Really, so your argument is that pornstar sex is unrealistic because pornstars generally have unlubricated sex? Aside from that being completely irrational because no one's claiming that having porn sex in real life requires emulating it to every stupid detail, lets pretend that it's a reasonable argument provided the premise is true.
Why would pornstars have unlubricated sex? Apart from it being downright dangerous for any women have you every experience what it's like to stick your penis in an dry vagina?
 
I agree with Nick.Check out the homemade porn.Those couples go at hard if not harder than the regular pornstars.
If it weren't for the stationery camera and bad lighting these tapes could easily qualify for the real deal.
 
Sound like the OP belongs to the Melty Man:
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http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=14968

Here is some awesome advice :

You'll have to swear off the death grip forever, ABF, if you want your dick to respond to more subtle sensations. When you jerk off, use a light touch and let it take as long as necessary--and it may take a while. When you're with a woman, **** her brains out and give her orgasms galore, and when it's time for you to come--the moment you're used to taking matters into your own hands and finishing yourself off with the death grip--force yourself to use her body or her mouth or her *****, or, if you must use your own hand, use that same light touch you've been practicing with when you beat off. If you don't come, well, tough ****, you don't get to come. To avoid giving the women you're with complexes, warn them in advance that you're trying to retrain your dick. While this approach may be frustrating in the short run, in the long run only this approach--a light touch, a firm resolve, and consistent denial--will kick your dick's dormant nerve endings into gear.

Or it may not.

Your problem may not be fixable, ABF, because your dick, after 30 years of abuse, may be too far gone. If that's the case, you may have to accept your fate, adjust, and deal...
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